jaywalking

A stupid fucking law invented and enforced by Americans.

"We need never had invaded Iraq and Afghanistan if the fuckers had promised not to continue their flagrant Jaywalking" - GW Bush, Road Safety Conference, Washington 2005.

by navyblue January 12, 2007

jaywalking

A serious offence of severity similar to murder, rape and manslaughter.

The bored Amsterdam policeman - in a city world famous for its drugs, prostitution and maffia activities - sternly reprimanded the otherwise law abiding citizen for jaywalking across the empty road.

by pianodon July 13, 2010

jaywalking

moonwalking, sliding, gliding, airwalking, etc., in Air Jordan shoes.

Impressed Bystander 1: "Did you see that? That guy just moonwalked in Jordans!"

Impressed Bystander 2: "He just took it to a whole new level. It's not just moonwalking anymore. It's called 'jaywalking.'"

Impressed Bystander 1: "Word."

by chazphenom August 8, 2010

JayWalking

When you cross the street through the middle and not at the intersections were you are supposed to. They call it Jay walking, because back in the 1900s in New York people new yorkers would call call tourist jays, and since jays were really impressed by all of the tall buildings they would walk up to the middle of the street to see how tall they were, therefore the word Jaywalking emerged

Jaywalking is ilegal

by Cacahead305 September 1, 2009

jaywalk

to cross a street without taking advantage of provided means of safe crossing (ie crosswalks, etc.)

the hooligans jaywalked across the street, causing many angry honks from middle aged business men who, when forced to slam on the brakes, spilled their cappucinos on their pants.

by eliiiiiza January 30, 2005

jaywalk

to walk into the street at the wrong place while motor vehicles are crossing it

If you jaywalk, you are probably oblivious to the risk of serious injury.

by The Return of Light Joker November 1, 2008

jaywalker

Someone who crosses the street ilegaly

do not walk sign is up and u walk

by jmmnccv May 1, 2005