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The most sweetest guy you will ever meet. He will come into your life and out, once you meet him he’ll be a asshole but after a while you will fall in love with him. He will be someone you always need in your life.
Yo Rosendo asked you out?! Girllll you better say yessss
Rosendo by New Jersey May 14, 2019
Words you can keep
super romantic and a good smooth talker
martha wants a rosendo
rosendo by girlwithhim December 22, 2008
A god among men, the greatest person on earth.
I wish someone awesome was here! Wait! My prayers have been answered! Rosendo is here!
Rosendo by HELLION2112 September 30, 2011
the cringiest alpha male you will ever meet, but in a good way. Sometime's he says things that just make you go "sheeeesh." Super nice and wholesome, great guy to be around. 9/10 times you talk to him, he will be a mood booster and possibly kiss his muscles. big dick energy overall. impressive cock. adores fubuki and high thighs.
"your name is rosendo right?"
"yes kitten" *kisses muscles*
rosendo by Qunt_ January 30, 2021
the cringiest alpha male you will ever meet, but in a good way. Sometime's he says things that just make you go "sheeeesh." Super nice and wholesome, great guy to be around. 9/10 times you talk to him, he will be a mood booster and possibly kiss his muscles. big dick energy overall. impressive cock. adores fubuki and high thighs.
"your name is rosendo right?"
"yes kitten" *kisses muscles*
rosendo by Qunt_ January 30, 2021
A small wealthy village in southern Manitoba, Canada, which floods pretty much every year. It is also a Mennonite farming commmunity.
Hey guys lets go hang out at the river in Rosenort and watch the water rise, and maybe jump off the bridge.
Rosenort by gwenofeve June 15, 2011
nice, really funny, has big boobs, flirty, sexy and is perfect
rosenda is a sexyy ass chick!
Rosenda by bbquckids! July 1, 2011
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A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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