Ms

Ms is the person the Mr can't live without. The only person who makes the Mr happy. If there was no Ms the Mr wouldn't have a reason to smile. He'd be so sad, most likely sulking around his room, etching her name into the wall. The Ms is someone the Mr wants to share his life with, the person he wants to marry. He wants to be able to wake up every morning, knowing that his Ms is always going to be at his side. She is the most beautiful and important person in the world to the Mr, that's why he gets around to making himself look like a pussy. The Mr fucking loves his Ms.
Jacob and Kelly, pfft, the one and only true Mr and Ms.
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An abbreviation for "Mistress" common to chat rooms with a BDSM theme
Yes, Ms Jessica, i am back with the rubber bands and the Crisco. What shall i do now?
by Le Marteau July 08, 2009
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Bully: but peter, I have MS!

Peter: You hear that chris? Now he's bragging that he has a monkey scrotum!

Chris: NO DAD!
by MSooRi April 27, 2009
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Look at that guy, dating 5 girls a week; he's such an ms!
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Multiple Sclerosis (MS) is the most common disabling neurological condition affecting young adults. Around 85,000 people in the UK alone have MS.

MS is the result of damage to myelin - a protective sheath surrounding nerve fibres of the central nervous system. When myelin is damaged, this interferes with messages between the brain and other parts of the body.

For some people, MS is characterised by periods of relapse and remission while for others it has a progressive pattern. For everyone, it makes life unpredictable.
by Antony Johnston April 07, 2006
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A persn who has a Monkey scrotum
Dude I have MS, I might die. Dude You have a Monkey Scrotum
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Very common abbreviation of Microsoft. Also M$, Micro$oft, Micro$haft.
I just installed another MS security update.
by amnca November 05, 2003
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