Portalised

When you become so stoned you feel like you’ve entered a portal to another world

Just smoked a 3.5, I’m portalised

by Nortonmcporton October 30, 2017

pornalized

Pornalized: The useless, wedged, pornpopped state a computer is in after a pornoholic goes on a pornathon, while oblivious to safe browsing habits.

Phillip went on a Pornathon last night, his computer is so pornalized, a mega porn storm, I couldn't even login in safe mode. I'm going to have to rebuild his computer from scratch.

by jaytho June 29, 2012

pornalise

To turn ordinary everyday objects or conversation into something of a rather horny nature.

Like an innuendo but a bit different.

I say I need to do some photocopying, he thinks Im sitting on the photocopier,

I say I need to do housework, he thinks Im doing it naked and he can watch on video,

"Do you have to pornalise everything I do?"

by V G September 10, 2007

Portalism

The philosophy and application of accessing genius abilities previously glimpsed in former lives, to facilitate quantum change. An extremely rare gift found in those who have the innate ability to work beyond time and space.

Josephine accessed her client's core wound through portalism and released the past life contract which had held them bound for eons.

by Josephine Sorciere March 10, 2023

Portalish

When you play portal 2 and you use the Conversion gel to make a non portal-conductive surface able to have portals on it.

Tim: "I can't put a portal on the wall."
George: "Then i'm gonna portalish it rn!"
Tim: "Thanks!"

by PiggerGamer October 5, 2019

Portarised

When someone has enough port to let loose

Victor never used swear words or told Peale they were a dick wit until he was portarised! Once he is portarised all bets are off!!!!

by Karlabrit November 2, 2021

mortalised

To make mortal.

The math book I was referred to gave me a solution which mortalised the math problem I was trying to solve.

by Hector67 June 15, 2016