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Portalised 

When you become so stoned you feel like you’ve entered a portal to another world
Just smoked a 3.5, I’m portalised
Portalised by Nortonmcporton October 30, 2017
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pornalized 

Pornalized: The useless, wedged, pornpopped state a computer is in after a pornoholic goes on a pornathon, while oblivious to safe browsing habits.
Phillip went on a Pornathon last night, his computer is so pornalized, a mega porn storm, I couldn't even login in safe mode. I'm going to have to rebuild his computer from scratch.
pornalized by jaytho June 29, 2012

pornalise 

To turn ordinary everyday objects or conversation into something of a rather horny nature.

Like an innuendo but a bit different.
I say I need to do some photocopying, he thinks Im sitting on the photocopier,

I say I need to do housework, he thinks Im doing it naked and he can watch on video,

"Do you have to pornalise everything I do?"
pornalise by V G September 10, 2007
The philosophy and application of accessing genius abilities previously glimpsed in former lives, to facilitate quantum change. An extremely rare gift found in those who have the innate ability to work beyond time and space.
Josephine accessed her client's core wound through portalism and released the past life contract which had held them bound for eons.
Portalism by Josephine Sorciere March 10, 2023

Portalish 

When you play portal 2 and you use the Conversion gel to make a non portal-conductive surface able to have portals on it.
Tim: "I can't put a portal on the wall."
George: "Then i'm gonna portalish it rn!"
Tim: "Thanks!"
Portalish by PiggerGamer October 5, 2019

Portarised 

When someone has enough port to let loose
Victor never used swear words or told Peale they were a dick wit until he was portarised! Once he is portarised all bets are off!!!!
Portarised by Karlabrit November 2, 2021

mortalised 

The math book I was referred to gave me a solution which mortalised the math problem I was trying to solve.
mortalised by Hector67 June 15, 2016
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
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