Portalism

The philosophy and application of accessing genius abilities previously glimpsed in former lives, to facilitate quantum change. An extremely rare gift found in those who have the innate ability to work beyond time and space.

Josephine accessed her client's core wound through portalism and released the past life contract which had held them bound for eons.

by Josephine Sorciere March 10, 2023

Potatism

Someone being a potato and fighting for the rights of potatoes.

Potatism is fighting for the rights ot potatoes.

by Helsington October 12, 2018

Thinking with Portals

Technically used (obviously) for using Portals in a clever way, However this phrase may be used to describe thinking out of the box in general, or a replacement for that phrase. So basically it functions as a synonym for Thinking out of the box. Often used as "Now you're thinking with portals!" etc.

Guy1:"what you doin bob?"
Bob: "Just Thinking with portals"

Guy3: Maybe we can do (something really awesome and original that I can't think of right now)
Guy4: Now your Thinking with Portals!!

by Doom_Marine September 1, 2010

pornalise

To turn ordinary everyday objects or conversation into something of a rather horny nature.

Like an innuendo but a bit different.

I say I need to do some photocopying, he thinks Im sitting on the photocopier,

I say I need to do housework, he thinks Im doing it naked and he can watch on video,

"Do you have to pornalise everything I do?"

by V G September 10, 2007

Portalingus

Performing cunnilingus while having a bowel movement in a portapotty.

I told the lady in the portapotty id give her a good round of portalingus after busting in on her to take a shit.

by Dr. Richard P. Staunch September 5, 2011

Portalish

When you play portal 2 and you use the Conversion gel to make a non portal-conductive surface able to have portals on it.

Tim: "I can't put a portal on the wall."
George: "Then i'm gonna portalish it rn!"
Tim: "Thanks!"

by PiggerGamer October 5, 2019

Thinking with portals

When you use portals in a clever way.

you: "I put two portals in a hallway and fucked myself."

me: "Now you're thinking with portals!"

by croppers April 25, 2010