pornalized

Pornalized: The useless, wedged, pornpopped state a computer is in after a pornoholic goes on a pornathon, while oblivious to safe browsing habits.

Phillip went on a Pornathon last night, his computer is so pornalized, a mega porn storm, I couldn't even login in safe mode. I'm going to have to rebuild his computer from scratch.

by jaytho June 29, 2012

Cornalized

To have performed the act of being an Anal Intruder or even a Rectal Spelunker. Included in the act could have been a little bit of being a Bung Tonguer or a Bum Sniffer. To be cornalized is only offical if you totally gush your load deep in her stink star.

Larry: Hey Chuck, why are acting like your walking on air?

Chuck: Man I had a helluva great weekend!

Larry: You get laid or something?

Chuck: Not only did I get laid, Linda was the best Bag Lapper ever and I Cornalized her with passion, spurting the largest load I ever had deep in her balloon knot. She came like you wouldn't believe. Screaming into her pillow.

Larry: You lucky fuckin dog!!

by The King Cornholer April 14, 2008

pornolize

Insertion of dirty language into normal script

by jms October 25, 2002

pornalise

To turn ordinary everyday objects or conversation into something of a rather horny nature.

Like an innuendo but a bit different.

I say I need to do some photocopying, he thinks Im sitting on the photocopier,

I say I need to do housework, he thinks Im doing it naked and he can watch on video,

"Do you have to pornalise everything I do?"

by V G September 10, 2007

pornized

Somebody who is under PORN influence. Addicted to porn person. (i.e. batpized, organized....pornized)

You are fucking pornized! Stop downloading this crap!

by Mironius August 25, 2007

Pornafied

When individuals are in a situation that would commonly be found in a pornographic film and it seems highly unlikely that anything sexual will occur, but it does anyway.
i.e. paying the sexy pizza girl with lovin' instead of money

I walked into a room at this party and two chicks were making out. Jokingly I asked if I could join them to make it less awkward. Bowm chicka wow wow, I was totally pornafied, threesome style!

by Porno Italiano October 18, 2007

penalized

wakeing up with a drawing of a penis on your face; regularly drawn with a black perminant marker

I was penalized after passing out in homeboys kitchen

by billy ;) August 12, 2008