Karlabrit's definitions

Prefecating

The pain and distress experienced prior to defecating

Man I am Prefecating hard where's the toilet

by Karlabrit January 1, 2015

Turkey vomit

The loud protracted sound made when forcefully vomiting. Normally associated with drunken young males.

Must a good night could hear you Turkey vomit from the other side of the house.

by Karlabrit January 7, 2015

Dick Dag

When u have a little bit of poo on your helmet

Pete went camping on the weekend with his ‘mates’ and came home with sore knees, stretched ears and a dick dag

by Karlabrit May 31, 2018

Dick Dag

Shit left on the helmet of your penis after committing lewd act

After a rousing weekend with the boys Pete returned home with sore knees, stretched earlobes and a dick dag

by Karlabrit June 1, 2018

Dickwit

Someone who is a bit more than a dickhead but not quite a fuckwit.

Birkin your magic washing basket has not broken, it needs to make it to the laundry before the house fairy washes the clothes Dickwit.

by Karlabrit April 28, 2019

Snapcrastinating

To procrastinate by utilising snapchat and avoid uncomfortable situations or work usually essay writing!

I wish Jay would stop snapcrastinating about her uni essay it could have been done 20 bunny pics ago!

by Karlabrit April 17, 2017

Disgrusting

Some one that is both disgusting and disgraceful.

Brenno your disgrusting that fart was unnecessary, pretty sure you followed through.

by Karlabrit April 23, 2017