Definitions by Karlabrit

cementosis 

When you can’t tell the difference between concrete or cement!

Cementosis when you can’t tell the difference between concrete or cement! I.e. when are you pouring the cement? Don’t you mean concrete- whatever I am nurse not a concreter, can you do CPR?

cementosis by Karlabrit January 8, 2024

Disscrotination

Discriminating against someone’s scrotum!

No one took Duva seriously because of his extremely long scrotum. Total disscrotination!

Disscrotination by Karlabrit July 30, 2022

Portarised 

When someone has enough port to let loose

Victor never used swear words or told Peale they were a dick wit until he was portarised! Once he is portarised all bets are off!!!!

Portarised by Karlabrit November 2, 2021

Janicing 

When someone is being over dramatic and overwhelming, it’s always about them no one has ever had it as bad or as good. If Covid were a person it would be Janice

Birkin- “you never listen to me, I am telling you it was the worst day of my life, I could have died!”
Reply - stop Janicing Birkin it was a paper cut!!!

Janicing by Karlabrit September 21, 2021

Dickwit

Someone who is a bit more than a dickhead but not quite a fuckwit.

Birkin your magic washing basket has not broken, it needs to make it to the laundry before the house fairy washes the clothes Dickwit.

Dickwit by Karlabrit April 28, 2019

Dick Dag 

Shit left on the helmet of your penis after committing lewd act

After a rousing weekend with the boys Pete returned home with sore knees, stretched earlobes and a dick dag

Dick Dag by Karlabrit June 1, 2018

Dick Dag 

When u have a little bit of poo on your helmet

Pete went camping on the weekend with his ‘mates’ and came home with sore knees, stretched ears and a dick dag

Dick Dag by Karlabrit May 31, 2018