Karlabrit's definitions

Portarised

When someone has enough port to let loose

Victor never used swear words or told Peale they were a dick wit until he was portarised! Once he is portarised all bets are off!!!!

by Karlabrit November 2, 2021

Prefecating

The pain and distress experienced prior to defecating

Man I am Prefecating hard where's the toilet

by Karlabrit January 1, 2015

Disscrotination

Discriminating against someone’s scrotum!

No one took Duva seriously because of his extremely long scrotum. Total disscrotination!

by Karlabrit July 30, 2022

Dick Dag

Shit left on the helmet of your penis after committing lewd act

After a rousing weekend with the boys Pete returned home with sore knees, stretched earlobes and a dick dag

by Karlabrit June 1, 2018

Snapcrastinating

To procrastinate by utilising snapchat and avoid uncomfortable situations or work usually essay writing!

I wish Jay would stop snapcrastinating about her uni essay it could have been done 20 bunny pics ago!

by Karlabrit April 17, 2017

Janicing

When someone is being over dramatic and overwhelming, it’s always about them no one has ever had it as bad or as good. If Covid were a person it would be Janice

Birkin- “you never listen to me, I am telling you it was the worst day of my life, I could have died!”
Reply - stop Janicing Birkin it was a paper cut!!!

by Karlabrit September 21, 2021

Dickwit

Someone who is a bit more than a dickhead but not quite a fuckwit.

Birkin your magic washing basket has not broken, it needs to make it to the laundry before the house fairy washes the clothes Dickwit.

by Karlabrit April 28, 2019