To be very, very drunk. Contrary to the guy before me, the word 'mortal' is also used in the North-East of England (ie: Newcastle and Sunderland)
Last night, I was proper mortal!!!!
by MichaelToTheJ June 06, 2007
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<(to be mortal:)>

I was fucking mortal last night!
by AO'CB May 14, 2008
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1. a downer, upsetting, depressing

2. uncool
1. Bob: "man, my girl left me last night."
Stu: "damn, son. that's mortal."

2. Bob: "yo, george is so awesome!"
Stu: "what are you on about? that dude's fuckin' mortal."
by |david| September 09, 2006
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completely blazed out of your mind drunk and/or high
I want to go out and get mortalled tonight.
by missscarlett September 09, 2008
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1) Person, or persons, who decide to drink beyond their limits. Once achieved the person, or persons, plead for death as it seems the quickest way to rid themselves of a bad headache or projectile vomiting,

2) To be returned to (or reminded of) ones true mortal state (i.e. the condition of being subject to death, and without superpowers) by consuming grievous quantities of alcohol.

3) To be mentally separated from that, the soul apparent, which might be considered to distinguish one as being 'immortal' through holding free-will, as opposed to a 'mortal' base animalistic level of brain function. Commonly achieved through the plying of the brain with copious measures of Tequila..
1) 'Did I have much to drink'? Jesus man I was drinking non-stop from lunchtime, I was utterly mortaled by the end

2) Man, he couldn't remember his own name let alone walk straight! He was completely mortaled!
by Geoffety Geoff May 16, 2008
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1. its what you find out exists when you get shot in the head
2. the state of being able to die
Taste your mortality.
by PlayDohMan May 10, 2004
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