client

n. Person severely lacking in intelligence and common sense. See idiot and fuckwit.

Our client just asked us to send them a copy of the internet on CD.

by cnb August 9, 2004

client

A computer system or process requesting something from another system or process in a client-server relationship. The opposite of 'server'.

Browsers are clients because they request information from websites' servers.

by Pathoschild March 21, 2005

client

An indirect way of saying penis.

"Ima go make my client happy" A
"More porn?" B
"Fuck yeah" A

by Yaziyo May 4, 2006

client

a girl of urs that does what you want when you want it

kim is one of my clients, i told her to come pick me up so i can get some booty.

by pacman May 13, 2005

Client

A man that seeks the services of a prostitute, usually in Poland, usally in a Fuck-house.

Jason (in a drunken slur)to the 10 girls at our table: So you are all prostitutes?

Prostitute: Yeeeeess! And you are the clients!

by Doc Emmett Brown May 17, 2005

cliented

When you like someone but are too timid to actually ask them out and instead purchase their business services to obtain a false sense of intimacy.

Mitch cliented himself when he hired Sidney for a massage instead of asking her out.

by ThesaurusIs June 4, 2021

Client

Very gay New Yorker

Man, you're such a client!

by jfoli19 December 23, 2018