To turn ordinary everyday objects or conversation into something of a rather horny nature.
Like an innuendo but a bit different.
Like an innuendo but a bit different.
I say I need to do some photocopying, he thinks Im sitting on the photocopier,
I say I need to do housework, he thinks Im doing it naked and he can watch on video,
"Do you have to pornalise everything I do?"
I say I need to do housework, he thinks Im doing it naked and he can watch on video,
"Do you have to pornalise everything I do?"
by V G September 10, 2007
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Phillip went on a Pornathon last night, his computer is so pornalized, a mega porn storm, I couldn't even login in safe mode. I'm going to have to rebuild his computer from scratch.
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The philosophy and application of accessing genius abilities previously glimpsed in former lives, to facilitate quantum change. An extremely rare gift found in those who have the innate ability to work beyond time and space.
Josephine accessed her client's core wound through portalism and released the past life contract which had held them bound for eons.
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Pornalities are words or expressions formed by fusing an older saying (usually trite or banal) with a new element to form a new meaning, usually more risque or graphic:
Examples:
With simple juxtaposition: "What can I do for you?" becomes, "What can I do you for?"
Fusion (sometimes called portmanteau) of two words:
TV's Bart Simpson fused CRAP + FANTASTIC and got CRAPTASTIC.
Pornalities are words or expressions formed by fusing an older saying (usually trite or banal) with a new element to form a new meaning, usually more risque or graphic:
Examples:
With simple juxtaposition: "What can I do for you?" becomes, "What can I do you for?"
Fusion (sometimes called portmanteau) of two words:
TV's Bart Simpson fused CRAP + FANTASTIC and got CRAPTASTIC.
Said the hooker to the john: "It's a business doing pleasure with you."
Said the john: "And I love the fact that you observe all the Pornalities."
Said the john: "And I love the fact that you observe all the Pornalities."
by al-in-chgo May 15, 2010
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Get the Pornslice mug.When individuals are in a situation that would commonly be found in a pornographic film and it seems highly unlikely that anything sexual will occur, but it does anyway.
i.e. paying the sexy pizza girl with lovin' instead of money
i.e. paying the sexy pizza girl with lovin' instead of money
I walked into a room at this party and two chicks were making out. Jokingly I asked if I could join them to make it less awkward. Bowm chicka wow wow, I was totally pornafied, threesome style!
by Porno Italiano October 18, 2007
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