Definitions by jaytho
pornalized
Pornalized: The useless, wedged, pornpopped state a computer is in after a pornoholic goes on a pornathon, while oblivious to safe browsing habits.
Phillip went on a Pornathon last night, his computer is so pornalized, a mega porn storm, I couldn't even login in safe mode. I'm going to have to rebuild his computer from scratch.
pornalized by jaytho June 29, 2012
trafficonstipator
An oblivious person who opts to drive the exact same speed as someone in the next lane; choosing to be ignorant of the huge line of traffic behind them.
trafficonstipator by jaytho June 28, 2010