pornalized

Pornalized: The useless, wedged, pornpopped state a computer is in after a pornoholic goes on a pornathon, while oblivious to safe browsing habits.
Phillip went on a Pornathon last night, his computer is so pornalized, a mega porn storm, I couldn't even login in safe mode. I'm going to have to rebuild his computer from scratch.
by jaytho June 25, 2012
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trafficonstipator

An oblivious person who opts to drive the exact same speed as someone in the next lane; choosing to be ignorant of the huge line of traffic behind them.
I am late because of the scourge of idiot trafficonstipators on the way in today.
by jaytho June 25, 2010
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