Pornogasm

Noun. an orgasm achieved through masturbation to pornography.

I'm gonna go home, have a beer, and pull out a few pornogasms!

Pornogasm by 20012540 November 8, 2010

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Pornotastic

A description for someone good looking enough to be in a decent porno.

Person 1: Wow check out that girl over there! She's hot!

Person 2: Yeah she's pornotastic!

Pornotastic by gamer999 January 7, 2009

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Pornogasm • Pornogamy • pornogamous • porngasm • poogasm • progasm • porgasm • porkgasm • Ponygasm • Pyrogasm

pornogamous

An exclusive relationship with your porno collection.

Me, single? Well, I am in a pornogamous relationship with Chasey Lane right now.

pornogamous by Mike Lowe July 9, 2003

poogasm

The overwhelmingly sensational feeling achieved after hanging a very large, dirty but succesful shit.
The arse's equivalent of a orgasm.

"Ahhh (In Relief), don't ya love poogasms.

poogasm by Diego July 4, 2003

porrgasm

a noun describing, the orgasmic sensation one may experience when seriously enjoying a bowl of porridge

Mum made me porridge this morning for breakfast. So I headed to my room, turned out the light and had a porrgasm.

porrgasm by porridgeman June 21, 2010

pornogamy

The personal state of obsession with one performer or pornographic subgenre.

"Bill is obsessed with collecting Seka fisting tapes, he's in a state of pornogamy."

"Do you have any discs with Kirsty Waay masturbating with sandpaper, it's the only thing that will satisfy my pornagamistic urges?"

"I only buy titles with Laurie Cameron performing in them, I'm a confirmed pornagomist"

"Donkeys are the only actors that get me hard now."

pornogamy by El Sadado February 1, 2007

Pornogram

A 3-dimensional hologram of at least one person engaging in a sexual act.

Porn of the future.

I masturbate every night to the pornogram my girlfriend gave me before she left for college.

Pornogram by Yahoo! Answers Phil J December 5, 2010

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