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Pornasticate

To put off all other activities for the sake of watching pornography.
Person A: Hey, I haven't finished these TPS reports because I can't quit watching porn.

Person B: You know you shouldn't pornasticate.
Pornasticate by Jordan A. Ray August 9, 2008

Protastic 

The art of being Pro as in professional, linked with fantastic, therefore creating protastic. Pro in protastic could also be defined as a pro versus a con.
"Dude! That water bottle catching action was protastic!"
Protastic by BethanyHannah August 17, 2008

Pootastic 

You just recieved a speeding fine! 'Oh just pootastic'

Aren't you happy it is time for work! 'well how Pootastic for me'
Pootastic by propart June 8, 2009

Protastic 

You are so protastic.
Protastic by HannahBethany October 17, 2008

porktastic 

Porktastic is basically someone who is a little on the porky side (or just plain old fat).
'That bird you snogged last night was porktastic!'
porktastic by Tandy February 10, 2006

porntastic

a word used to describe something on par with excellent pornographic material
Matt: "hey adam"
Adam: "I had sex with your mom last night, it was porntastic"
Matt: "well... your mom!"
porntastic by bdub March 4, 2004