Phil: "Hey man, have you gotten around the bases yet with that hot babe you met at the bar last week?"
Steve: "No brother, I slid into third because I heard she's a sexy topless dancer."
Phil: "Ahhh OK. You don't want those crotch critters."
Steve: "No brother, I slid into third because I heard she's a sexy topless dancer."
Phil: "Ahhh OK. You don't want those crotch critters."
by Yahoo! Answers Phil J February 25, 2009
I had bad gas while sitting at my desk so I fartioned it to use while in the elevator with my boss later.
by Yahoo! Answers Phil J January 18, 2009
Dave: Wow, Mikey is being real emo today... did you see his tweet with the lyrics to "Suicide is Painless?"
Me: Nah, he tweets lyrics everyday. He's a rockin' robin.
Me: Nah, he tweets lyrics everyday. He's a rockin' robin.
by Yahoo! Answers Phil J May 18, 2009
Pinching a loaf midlog which leaves extensive poop residue around the anus, creating the need for at least a half-dozen wipes.
I ran out of toilet paper today because of a poor pinch.
My girlfriend wanted to try anal sex today but opted out after she experienced a poor pinch.
My girlfriend wanted to try anal sex today but opted out after she experienced a poor pinch.
by Yahoo! Answers Phil J December 31, 2009
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Acronym for Pre-Poop Fart, the flatulent signalling for the beginning of a large-intestine processional.
Me: "My favorite bone in your body is mine"
My Girlfriend: "Ohhh ohhh harder Philly, harder!!"
Me: "Sorry about the PPFs, do you want a Cleveland Steamer?"
My Girlfriend: "Ohhh ohhh harder Philly, harder!!"
Me: "Sorry about the PPFs, do you want a Cleveland Steamer?"
by Yahoo! Answers Phil J December 08, 2008