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The British, Australian, New Zealand and South African equivalent to the American and Canadian Mom.

And all this argument about the correct way to spell it is nonsense. Why would you bother fighting about the right way to spell Mum/Mom, cheque/check or fiord/fjord? It's neither here nor there. And certainly saying it was Mum first isn't going to bring about a nation-wide reform on it's spelling in America, now, is it?
"Sorry, can't come over, my Mum said 'no'."
by Viktorya Croire April 30, 2008
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A word americans don't know how to spell

Also townies use the phrase 'your mum' as an insult
by AAA July 16, 2004
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1. A British form of the word 'mom'

2. Means to keep quiet (also British)
1. Did you call your mum yet?

2. Keep mum and we won't get in trouble.
by Simply Spiffing January 12, 2007
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a word which dickhead americans can't spell, and claim we spell wrong - despite the fact that WE invented the language, and the idiots WE sent to america couldn't spell.
British Guy: Hey mum, I'm home.
American Tit: Hey mom I'm gay!
by H.T.J March 03, 2005
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Someone That Is There For You. Helps You Amoung Other Things. Also, Comes In Your Room Without Knocking When Your Draining The Main Vain :O

Omfg, Wtf?!?! Mum.. Fucking Knock!! For Fuck Sake.. Can't You See It's Small Enough Without Yet More People Laughing - Jamie Simms
by Like, Wtf?!? April 04, 2008
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