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The British, Australian, New Zealand and South African equivalent to the American and Canadian Mom.

And all this argument about the correct way to spell it is nonsense. Why would you bother fighting about the right way to spell Mum/Mom, cheque/check or fiord/fjord? It's neither here nor there. And certainly saying it was Mum first isn't going to bring about a nation-wide reform on it's spelling in America, now, is it?
"Sorry, can't come over, my Mum said 'no'."
by Viktorya Croire April 30, 2008
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A word americans don't know how to spell

Also townies use the phrase 'your mum' as an insult
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1. A British form of the word 'mom'

2. Means to keep quiet (also British)
1. Did you call your mum yet?

2. Keep mum and we won't get in trouble.
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Another way of swearing on your mums life
Person A: 'Hey, did you get with my girl last night?'
Person B: 'Nah you're my mate, that'd be peak'
Person A: 'Say mums'
Person B: 'Mums'
Person A: 'Alright, safe g'
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Someone That Is There For You. Helps You Amoung Other Things. Also, Comes In Your Room Without Knocking When Your Draining The Main Vain :O

Omfg, Wtf?!?! Mum.. Fucking Knock!! For Fuck Sake.. Can't You See It's Small Enough Without Yet More People Laughing - Jamie Simms
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