porkgasm

The pleasure a non-Muslim gets from eating any type of pork - particularly bacon - when living in countries that specifically ban pig and all of its products.

Person 1: Oh man, Fred just flew back from the States and brought a shit load of pork. I totally made myself a bacon sandwich and had a porkgasm.
Person 2: That is the life.

by 62474 November 10, 2009

porkgasm

Sensation gained from a delicious piece of pork. If you eat an especially tasty piece of bacon, it is likely you will reach porkgasm.

O shit, I think I'm having a porkgasm.

by Botany April 19, 2009

Porkgasm

This moment of culinary ecstasy accompanies the first taste-tasting of properly prepared pork ribs. This unique physiological response only occurs in the immediate vicinity of the grilling surface used in preparing the ribs, and is only ever experienced by the Grill Master and 1st Grillmate. Also, bottled carbonated hop and malt based beverages, from containers which have caps that do not twist off, are often covariate.

Oh, I just had a Porkgasm.

by pwank September 2, 2010

porrgasm

a noun describing, the orgasmic sensation one may experience when seriously enjoying a bowl of porridge

Mum made me porridge this morning for breakfast. So I headed to my room, turned out the light and had a porrgasm.

by porridgeman June 21, 2010

Porgasm

Achieving an orgasmic experience from viewing (or for that matter even hearing) a porg

Friend: Hey did you see Star Wars: The Last Jedi

Me: It gave me the best porgasm of my life.

by SemStev April 23, 2018

Poregasm

When you pop a juicy pimple that was so large your pore orgasms onto the mirror in front of your face.

This pimple was so large, when I popped it my face literally had a poregasm.

by caKe_no November 23, 2010

porngasm

The act of having an extremely intense orgasm by watching favorite porn scenes while masturbating vigorously. Usually for up to an hour or more to build to eruption

1. I had a porngasm last night and knocked the laptop off the bed.
2.I watched that video of us and had a such a strong porngasm I swear I could taste you on my cum.

by Blkprep May 22, 2008