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Jack plastow

Having a higher up than normal penis.
Girl: Hey shaquandra have you seen Darnell's dong?

Girl 2: Fuck yeah girl. He a jack plastow havin ass motherfucker!
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plastomatic 

When women automatically get plastic surgery at the first signs of ageing. This usually is a result of pressure to always look young in the filmmaking business.
I would never want to be an actress in Hollywood today, the movie business is so brutal on actresses over 30 that they all have become plastomatic.
plastomatic by Carlye Samatas January 19, 2009

Plastorasaurus

1) Someone who is so beyond intoxicated that they begin to stomp around with arms curled in and waving about uncontrollably, leaving only devastation and destruction in their path (most often on the way to the bathroom to throw up). This elusive creature may also be known by its unmistakable call of garbled words and constant repetition of the same phrase over and over again.

2) A term to describe anyone you know who is always that one person who gets way too drunk, even though they know their limits, or everyone tells them to stop drinking, yet they continue to anyway.
Noun:

1) "Dude, Jimmy turned into such a Plastorasaurus at the party last night."
2) "Don't drink too much tonight man, we don't want to see the Plastorasaurus again."

"One Tequila, Two Tequila, Three Tequila, Plastor...asaurus.....Fuck"

Adj:
"I hate it when you get so Plastorasaurus that you can't even walk across the room."
"Jesse is Plastorasaurus again, keep him away from the glass table..."
Plastorasaurus by mtc121 July 30, 2009
A feverish madness experienced during pon farr. Mad with lust.
He is deep in the plaktow. I wouldn't mess with him right now; he's as likely to screw you as look at you.
Plaktow by cuzicouldyay June 2, 2009

Plaistow 

a place in east london, which is near bow (Dizzee rascal)and Plastow is da home of many Mc's.
Near:Stratty
beckton
Forest gate
manor park
east ham
upton park (yes west ham footie ground)
crazy titch: big up my Plaistow and straford heads
Plaistow by Princess Bitch November 6, 2004

Plascowned 

The act of getting owned by the Plasco Trak Tardy Tracking system. This system has you scan an ID which prints out a late pass. This eliminates a teacher from having to write you a pass to class.

There is a great dispute between whether this makes you more or less late to said class.
"This sucks" - Friend 1

"What's up?" -Friend 2

"I just got Plascowned. Look at my ticket" -Friend 1

"Damn dude, I got Plascowned just last week for being 2 seconds late to class" -Friend 2
Plascowned by Digiorno's Pizzeria February 27, 2011
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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