Plaistowe

The act of getting caught in bed with a minor.

Tom: Wheres James?

Lorne: He got plaistowe'd!

by AustenBuilding January 28, 2010

Plaistow

a place in east london, which is near bow (Dizzee rascal)and Plastow is da home of many Mc's.
Near:Stratty
beckton
Forest gate
manor park
east ham
upton park (yes west ham footie ground)

crazy titch: big up my Plaistow and straford heads

by Princess Bitch November 6, 2004

Plestowean Butt Lord

A guy (or girl if you insist) who instead of using his/ her hand uses their butt.

A Plestowean Butt Lord will not use their hands to pick upthe TV remote they use their put cheeks to get it.

by PrezMeister January 1, 2008

plastorex

Arguably the best trackmania lol player

Plastorex is a very fast polish trackmania nations forever player

by oli10 October 29, 2023

Jack plastow

Having a higher up than normal penis.

Girl: Hey shaquandra have you seen Darnell's dong?

Girl 2: Fuck yeah girl. He a jack plastow havin ass motherfucker!

by Brainishanusanus July 11, 2017

Plastow

Having a really high up penis.

"Hey what's up with that guy's dong?"

"Oh he's well plastow!"

by Hairydogscrot May 31, 2017

plastocene

Epoch of end-stage postmodernism in which plastic best manufacturing-practices enter food production and even employ edible plastics ie. xenoestrogens as components of food.

In the plastocene, which is the final stage of postmodern, food becomes plasticine.

by metastatic April 5, 2021