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Pastor McMurtry
Tommy McMurtry (Who may or may not be associated with Pumpkins, Pumpkin Bread or Pumpkin Eater - who ALSO may or may not enjoy being Pumpkin MilkShaked, and who has been rumored to be Pumpkin Positive) is a pastor for Liberty Baptist Church, a traditional Baptist Church located in Rock Falls, Illinois; which holds deeply homophobic and bigoted ideals. Whether or not Tommy McMurtry IS sexually attracted to pumpkins is unknown, but it is highly speculated.
Jim - “Pastor Tommy McMurtry? I heard that guy is sexually attracted to pumpkins.”
Basir - “I’ve heard that too, but we just don’t know.”
Jackie - “Pastor McMurtry? Never heard of him.”
Damien - “That’s the pastor of Liberty Baptist Church. It’s never been confirmed, but I heard from a friend that he has a kink for pumpkins. I don’t normally kinkshame, but he advocates for violence and capital punishment against GSRM (LGBT) people, so I think in this case it’s excusable.
Basir - “I’ve heard that too, but we just don’t know.”
Jackie - “Pastor McMurtry? Never heard of him.”
Damien - “That’s the pastor of Liberty Baptist Church. It’s never been confirmed, but I heard from a friend that he has a kink for pumpkins. I don’t normally kinkshame, but he advocates for violence and capital punishment against GSRM (LGBT) people, so I think in this case it’s excusable.
Pastor McMurtry by pumpkin daddy / warealpha June 1, 2019
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Plastic John
A Plastic John, sometimes shortened to PJ, describes any individual who's grasp of the English language and conversation skills are limited to the constant repetition of the same sentence over and over and over until all you want to do is push sharp objects into your ears. They feign intelligence but their social and verbals skill give them away.
"Hi Plastic John, how are you?" Plastic John - "You're and idiot, go to bed, You're and idiot, go to bed"
"What did you do today PJ?" Plastic John - "You're and idiot, go to bed, You're and idiot, go to bed"
"You pick a topic of conversation then" Plastic John - "You're and idiot, go to bed, You're and idiot, go to bed"
"What did you do today PJ?" Plastic John - "You're and idiot, go to bed, You're and idiot, go to bed"
"You pick a topic of conversation then" Plastic John - "You're and idiot, go to bed, You're and idiot, go to bed"
Plastic John by Kung Of The Duckheads February 27, 2019
Plastic Taste
you just got done with a fight with a girlfriend etc. and you tell them i am sorry for my plastic taste
Plastic Taste by OctoDaddy September 20, 2016
Plasti Dip
A rubberized coating originally intended for tool handles but highly favorited by the human variety of tools. Also often used by ricers and people who pretend to be into cars. Usually associated with vape juice and/or semen.
"Plasti dip is a mod bro, just like my sick vape mod"
"I coat my stock wheels and blow fat clouds at the same time"
"I dipped my car just like my boyfriend dipped my face in his semen"
"I coat my stock wheels and blow fat clouds at the same time"
"I dipped my car just like my boyfriend dipped my face in his semen"
Plasti Dip by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 May 7, 2017
Plastic Wrap Special
A special event that occurs when three or more hobos enter an abandoned Winnebago, wrap their faces in plastic wrap coated in hemmeroid cream with cocaine, and begin sticking some D’s in some A’s to Lynyrd Skynyrd’s rendition of the Star Spangled Banner. If the event is well planned snakes, rats and sometimes even squirrels, if nearby, are wrapped up in tortillas with lime juice and even their A’s get some sweet Hobo D’s. At the end of the night everybody has a finger in either a Hobo, Squirrel or rat’s pooper.
“This is what I’m saying...you, your friend, and us hobos in that old Winne there...a plastic wrap special...some D’s in some squirrel A’s, Bobby’s hemmeroid cream...and lots of plastic wrap. Very nice evening...oh yeah. Relaxing.”
Plastic Wrap Special by The Good Dude Giveth June 13, 2018
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