plantowned

plant·own /ˈplan-tohn'/
–verb, -wn·ed, wn-d, -wn·z0rd.

1. When you ain't pickin' the cotton fast enough and the slave massa come to whoop ya (deriv. plantation+pwn)
2. When you slip on a banana in Mario Kart (deriv. plantain+pwn)

Origin: circa 1750; Southern Alabama. See pwn, plantain plantation

Ex. 1
Me: Let's play some beirut!
Justin: It's only playing if you had a chance.
Me: True, I am about to be plantowned like every ethnicity versus the white man.
Justin: n8b.

Ex. 2
Dan: Omg 1337 we gotz a banana in Mario Kart: Double Dash
John: Deploy back banana!
Other n8bs: Ahhh
Dan: Bitch you got plantOWNeD!

plantowned by Dr. Quest December 14, 2008

Plascowned 

The act of getting owned by the Plasco Trak Tardy Tracking system. This system has you scan an ID which prints out a late pass. This eliminates a teacher from having to write you a pass to class.

There is a great dispute between whether this makes you more or less late to said class.

"This sucks" - Friend 1

"What's up?" -Friend 2

"I just got Plascowned. Look at my ticket" -Friend 1

"Damn dude, I got Plascowned just last week for being 2 seconds late to class" -Friend 2

Plascowned by Digiorno's Pizzeria February 27, 2011

pianowned

To be completely owned by the use or involvement of a piano
This can involve dropping a piano on someones head or slipping over when drunk and bashing your head on the piano

Often used when someone playing the piano mucks up the piece due to the unwanted involvement of a third person (usually mocking/shouting)

PIANST (lol): Ah man i ruined my grade 5 piece thanks to your bottle rocket!

PRANKSTER : ...pianowned

pianowned by Aleb July 22, 2008

Platooned

To be so drunk that the next morning you will most certainly wake up feeling;

a) with no idea of your whereabouts

b) as if you've just been in a Napalm attack.

"Look at Burty go, he's getting Platooned tonight"
"Yeah, he'll definitely be waking up in Vietnam tomorrow".

Platooned by kramssor April 21, 2009