Plaktow 

A feverish madness experienced during pon farr. Mad with lust.

He is deep in the plaktow. I wouldn't mess with him right now; he's as likely to screw you as look at you.

Plaktow by cuzicouldyay June 2, 2009

plantowned

plant·own /ˈplan-tohn'/
–verb, -wn·ed, wn-d, -wn·z0rd.

1. When you ain't pickin' the cotton fast enough and the slave massa come to whoop ya (deriv. plantation+pwn)
2. When you slip on a banana in Mario Kart (deriv. plantain+pwn)

Origin: circa 1750; Southern Alabama. See pwn, plantain plantation

Ex. 1
Me: Let's play some beirut!
Justin: It's only playing if you had a chance.
Me: True, I am about to be plantowned like every ethnicity versus the white man.
Justin: n8b.

Ex. 2
Dan: Omg 1337 we gotz a banana in Mario Kart: Double Dash
John: Deploy back banana!
Other n8bs: Ahhh
Dan: Bitch you got plantOWNeD!

plantowned by Dr. Quest December 14, 2008

Jack plastow

Having a higher up than normal penis.

Girl: Hey shaquandra have you seen Darnell's dong?

Girl 2: Fuck yeah girl. He a jack plastow havin ass motherfucker!

Jack plastow by Brainishanusanus July 11, 2017

Plastow 

Having a really high up penis.

"Hey what's up with that guy's dong?"

"Oh he's well plastow!"

Plastow by Hairydogscrot May 31, 2017

platow 

Ricky Platow is Daddy. If his last name is Platow, he's a keeper. Keep him or you will regret it.

OMG PLATOW IS DADDY

platow by imzero_ January 9, 2021

Brooke Platkowski 

Person who constantly makes up definitions on urban dictionary to try and sway the opinions of smarter people.

She pulled a Brooke Platkowski on her boyfriend.

Brooke Platkowski by 4nti July 1, 2018