plastocene 

Epoch of end-stage postmodernism in which plastic best manufacturing-practices enter food production and even employ edible plastics ie. xenoestrogens as components of food.

In the plastocene, which is the final stage of postmodern, food becomes plasticine.

plastocene by metastatic April 5, 2021

plasticine people 

Those who possess no ability for critical analysis and independent thought, who don't think to question what they are fed by the media. They take whatever impression they're given and stay that way.

Look at all those plasticine people, who think that Fox News actually broadcasts impartial news.

plasticine people by Flakey July 25, 2007

plasticine 

Main Entry: plas·ti·cine Variant(s): also plas·ti·cene /'plas-t&-"sen/
Function: noun
Etymology: from Plasticine, a trademark: a plastic paste used for models and sculptures often used to describe someone who is fake or puts on a front to impress others.

Don't go and sell your soul for self esteem, don't be plasticine.

plasticine by Digital Demigod September 27, 2005

plasticine head 

someone with a deformed head usually larger than normal, often occurs in the scouse.

Mikey look at that plasticine headed cunt over there

Mate you have a right plasticine head

plasticine head by bisboii November 15, 2019

Plastiocene 

Plastiocene (noun):
The current synthetic epoch in Earth’s history, characterized by the rise of petroleum-born life forms, microplastic DNA entanglement, and the global worship of single-use gods. Defined by layers of Tupperware, Barbie limbs, dental floss, and cigarette filters fossilized in ocean sediment and toddler intestines.

The age of plastic will be known as the Plastiocene

Plastiocene by PlutoKrazo July 18, 2025

Plastiocene 

Plastiocene

/PLAS-tee-oh-seen/ (noun)
The current unofficial epoch in Earth's geologic timeline, marked by the overwhelming presence of plastic in every ecosystem, organism, and orifice. A synthetic age of denial, brought to you by disposable culture, microwave convenience, and Karenian rituals of consumption.

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🗿Definition:

An era defined by polymer saturation—where rain, breast milk, snowflakes, sea salt, and even your dreams test positive for microplastics. In the Plastiocene, the planet is a landfill with Wi-Fi. Humans are host organisms for garbage with credit scores.

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🧽 Used in a sentence:

> “We’re not in the Anthropocene anymore, grandma—we’re deep in the Plastiocene. Eat your microplastic cornflakes and say thank you.”

> “We’re not in the Anthropocene anymore, grandma—we’re deep in the Plastiocene. Eat your microplastic cornflakes and say thank you.”

Plastiocene by PlutoKrazo July 19, 2025

Plastiocene Futulier

Plastiocene Futulier
plastiocene futulier
noun
A practitioner who designs and seeds future cultural, material, and conceptual tools for life in the Plastiocene era — a world defined by plastic, synthetic systems, and irreversible human impact.
Example:
“He’s not just an eco-artist or a futurist — he’s a Plastiocene futulier, building rituals and tools for the world we’ve already made.”

“He’s not just an eco-artist or a futurist — he’s a Plastiocene futulier, building rituals and tools for the world we’ve already made.”

Plastiocene Futulier by Heymuse January 2, 2026