Plascowned 

The act of getting owned by the Plasco Trak Tardy Tracking system. This system has you scan an ID which prints out a late pass. This eliminates a teacher from having to write you a pass to class.

There is a great dispute between whether this makes you more or less late to said class.

"This sucks" - Friend 1

"What's up?" -Friend 2

"I just got Plascowned. Look at my ticket" -Friend 1

"Damn dude, I got Plascowned just last week for being 2 seconds late to class" -Friend 2

Plascowned by Digiorno's Pizzeria February 27, 2011

plantowned

plant·own /ˈplan-tohn'/
–verb, -wn·ed, wn-d, -wn·z0rd.

1. When you ain't pickin' the cotton fast enough and the slave massa come to whoop ya (deriv. plantation+pwn)
2. When you slip on a banana in Mario Kart (deriv. plantain+pwn)

Origin: circa 1750; Southern Alabama. See pwn, plantain plantation

Ex. 1
Me: Let's play some beirut!
Justin: It's only playing if you had a chance.
Me: True, I am about to be plantowned like every ethnicity versus the white man.
Justin: n8b.

Ex. 2
Dan: Omg 1337 we gotz a banana in Mario Kart: Double Dash
John: Deploy back banana!
Other n8bs: Ahhh
Dan: Bitch you got plantOWNeD!

plantowned by Dr. Quest December 14, 2008