Plascow
A large ball of plasmar that eats potatoes, pingases and babies and barfs out rainbows and butterflies and brings joy to the world and decreases the surplus population
Plascow by iaw8hy3r87yiuoadshf December 18, 2013
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Plasco'ed
1. The result of not being through said 'threshold' of a class when the bell has completely stopped ringing.
2. The act of getting your school ID scanned by a machine, getting a tardy on your school record and receiving an unexcused pass from an administrator or rent-a-cop.
3. What happens to the poor defenseless saps who attend a Plascotrac supporting school when they are in the hallways without a pass... whether they have a good reason or not.
2. The act of getting your school ID scanned by a machine, getting a tardy on your school record and receiving an unexcused pass from an administrator or rent-a-cop.
3. What happens to the poor defenseless saps who attend a Plascotrac supporting school when they are in the hallways without a pass... whether they have a good reason or not.
-Don't Plasco me, bro!
-Dude, I totally just got Plasco'ed for lunch while trying to move my car during lunch.
-I saw the light, I made it through the 'threshold' and then the demons pulled me by the collar out of the classroom and had me Plasco'ed just because they could. So then I wasted about 15 minutes walking to the nearest station and back to class...
-Dude, I totally just got Plasco'ed for lunch while trying to move my car during lunch.
-I saw the light, I made it through the 'threshold' and then the demons pulled me by the collar out of the classroom and had me Plasco'ed just because they could. So then I wasted about 15 minutes walking to the nearest station and back to class...
Plasco'ed by Glenbardian August 31, 2010
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Plascowned
The act of getting owned by the Plasco Trak Tardy Tracking system. This system has you scan an ID which prints out a late pass. This eliminates a teacher from having to write you a pass to class.
There is a great dispute between whether this makes you more or less late to said class.
There is a great dispute between whether this makes you more or less late to said class.
"This sucks" - Friend 1
"What's up?" -Friend 2
"I just got Plascowned. Look at my ticket" -Friend 1
"Damn dude, I got Plascowned just last week for being 2 seconds late to class" -Friend 2
"What's up?" -Friend 2
"I just got Plascowned. Look at my ticket" -Friend 1
"Damn dude, I got Plascowned just last week for being 2 seconds late to class" -Friend 2
Plascowned by Digiorno's Pizzeria February 27, 2011
PlascoTrac
1. The newest system at supporting schools of tracking tardies (in addition to other things, if they so choose).
2. The ridiculous machines that rent-a-cops and administrators carry and scan your ID with/print you a pass with when you are in the hallways at a bad time.
3. The biggest waste of money that schools could possibly consider.
4. Partially the reason why some schools STILL don't have the money for air conditioning. *cough*
5. The system that makes schools feel more like a prison... although the PlascoTrac site insists that they "believe strongly that schools can maintain a feeling of safety, security, and discipline without creating a prison-like environment."
See also Plasco'ed
2. The ridiculous machines that rent-a-cops and administrators carry and scan your ID with/print you a pass with when you are in the hallways at a bad time.
3. The biggest waste of money that schools could possibly consider.
4. Partially the reason why some schools STILL don't have the money for air conditioning. *cough*
5. The system that makes schools feel more like a prison... although the PlascoTrac site insists that they "believe strongly that schools can maintain a feeling of safety, security, and discipline without creating a prison-like environment."
See also Plasco'ed
- I can't believe that rent-a-cop whipped out the PlascoTrac on me! I was just getting a book from my locker during lunch.
- A school gets a camel, flatscreen TV's, 20 new computers and PlascoTrac but still insists it can survive without air conditioning.
- A school gets a camel, flatscreen TV's, 20 new computers and PlascoTrac but still insists it can survive without air conditioning.
PlascoTrac by Glenbardian August 31, 2010
Jack plastow
Girl: Hey shaquandra have you seen Darnell's dong?
Girl 2: Fuck yeah girl. He a jack plastow havin ass motherfucker!
Girl 2: Fuck yeah girl. He a jack plastow havin ass motherfucker!
Jack plastow by Brainishanusanus July 11, 2017
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