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Plascow

A large ball of plasmar that eats potatoes, pingases and babies and barfs out rainbows and butterflies and brings joy to the world and decreases the surplus population
Hey, it's a plascow! Lets put all the bitches and ass-holes in it and make butterflies!
by iaw8hy3r87yiuoadshf December 18, 2013
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Plasco'ed

1. The result of not being through said 'threshold' of a class when the bell has completely stopped ringing.

2. The act of getting your school ID scanned by a machine, getting a tardy on your school record and receiving an unexcused pass from an administrator or rent-a-cop.

3. What happens to the poor defenseless saps who attend a Plascotrac supporting school when they are in the hallways without a pass... whether they have a good reason or not.
-Don't Plasco me, bro!

-Dude, I totally just got Plasco'ed for lunch while trying to move my car during lunch.

-I saw the light, I made it through the 'threshold' and then the demons pulled me by the collar out of the classroom and had me Plasco'ed just because they could. So then I wasted about 15 minutes walking to the nearest station and back to class...
by Glenbardian August 31, 2010
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Plascowned

The act of getting owned by the Plasco Trak Tardy Tracking system. This system has you scan an ID which prints out a late pass. This eliminates a teacher from having to write you a pass to class.

There is a great dispute between whether this makes you more or less late to said class.
"This sucks" - Friend 1

"What's up?" -Friend 2

"I just got Plascowned. Look at my ticket" -Friend 1

"Damn dude, I got Plascowned just last week for being 2 seconds late to class" -Friend 2
by Digiorno's Pizzeria February 27, 2011
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PlascoTrac

1. The newest system at supporting schools of tracking tardies (in addition to other things, if they so choose).

2. The ridiculous machines that rent-a-cops and administrators carry and scan your ID with/print you a pass with when you are in the hallways at a bad time.

3. The biggest waste of money that schools could possibly consider.

4. Partially the reason why some schools STILL don't have the money for air conditioning. *cough*

5. The system that makes schools feel more like a prison... although the PlascoTrac site insists that they "believe strongly that schools can maintain a feeling of safety, security, and discipline without creating a prison-like environment."

See also Plasco'ed
- I can't believe that rent-a-cop whipped out the PlascoTrac on me! I was just getting a book from my locker during lunch.

- A school gets a camel, flatscreen TV's, 20 new computers and PlascoTrac but still insists it can survive without air conditioning.
by Glenbardian August 31, 2010
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Jack plastow

Having a higher up than normal penis.
Girl: Hey shaquandra have you seen Darnell's dong?

Girl 2: Fuck yeah girl. He a jack plastow havin ass motherfucker!
by Brainishanusanus July 11, 2017
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Plastow

Having a really high up penis.
"Hey what's up with that guy's dong?"

"Oh he's well plastow!"
by Hairydogscrot May 31, 2017
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