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plastomatic 

When women automatically get plastic surgery at the first signs of ageing. This usually is a result of pressure to always look young in the filmmaking business.
I would never want to be an actress in Hollywood today, the movie business is so brutal on actresses over 30 that they all have become plastomatic.
plastomatic by Carlye Samatas January 19, 2009
Words you can keep
noun: a mythical hobbit-like creature with a very small penis.

synonym: suckantelope.
That guy on chatroulette flashing his peen looked just like Plasmatic.
Plasmatic by gillyfish July 13, 2011

The Plasmatics 

Although their "fame" lasted for a full 15 minutes, few bands entered rock & roll with such a crazy reputation as the Plasmatics did. Started by Rod Swenson, a porn film producer who wanted to be the next Malcolm McLaren, the Plasmatics were fronted by sex film "star" Wendy O. Williams, a muscular, raspy-voiced "singer" who generally wore next to nothing onstage. (Her most radical bit of fashion accessorizing consisted of covering her nipples with black electrical tape.) Almost as captivating was guitarist Richie Stotts, a tall, gangly geek who fancied garters and stockings and a blue mohawk; he also liked to smash his guitar against his head until he drew blood.
Playing the New York punk circuit, the Plasmatics became notorious for their extreme stage shows, which, early on, started with Williams firing blanks from a sawed-off shotgun and taking a chainsaw to a human dummy filled with stage blood, sending a spray of fake gore throughout the club and anticipating the fake carnage of GWAR by nearly a decade. The music, however, was another story: mostly sub-literate punk rock loaded with lots of quasi-sci-fi totalitarianism and consumer nightmares of unknown proportions that on record didn't work without the stage pyrotechnics, something Swenson and the Plasmatics understood completely as the stage shows quickly became more elaborate: cars were blown up, guitars were sawed in half (oddly, the dummy disappeared), equipment was set on fire -- it was a Beavis and Butt-Head wet dream come to life, although none of this translated into good record sales.

While Williams became something of a demi-celebrity in punk circles, especially after she was busted (and brutalized by police) in Milwaukee for "public indecency," the Plasmatics were all show and no substance. Jean Beauvoir, apparently on a quest for legitimacy, quit the band, and the focus became Wendy O. rather than the bunch of unknowns backing her up. After 1982's Coup D'Etat, Williams went solo, worked with Lemmy from Motorhead, and roped in Kiss's Gene Simmons to produce her album W.O.W. She made another solo LP, 1986's Kommander of Kaos, and that same year appeared in the movie Reform School Girls; after a 1989 Plasmatics reunion outing, Maggots: The Record, she made a few more acting appearances before essentially dropping from sight altogether during the early 1990s. On April 8, 1998, it was announced that Williams had committed suicide; she was 48.
A great band that wasn't understood by the public. They were so punk that it was impossible to describe them as that.
The Plasmatics by Freak Face May 9, 2005
Dude, You're so plasmatic!
Plasmatic by Tribalwar is ghey December 19, 2003

platomantic 

A mixture of Platonic and Romantic love.

When you love someone as a friend, but also love them romantically but it’s not a formal relationship or Romance is not felt both ways.

Platomantic love

Loving platomantically
I love you/him/her/them platomantically.

I feel platomantic love for you/him/her/them.
platomantic by FenriswolfAether September 27, 2019
Sperm or Giz to which is very sticky.
Please, Mr. President, plasmatic all over my face.
Plasmatic by Gary Coleman IV June 14, 2008
1. Used to describe Someone who obssesively cuts thier arms and legs(or,) The word to describe the cutting act. 2. The way to describe a high blood pressured rant.
1. No, Jenny can't come with us to the beach, she can't even wear a swimsuit. She's in this Morrisey induced depression, and she went all plasmatic on her arms (or,) He went in the bathroom with with the butter knife again. He is such a plasmatic! 2. I'm sorry I got regular vanilla, instead of french vanilla ice cream. Do'nt go all plasmatic on me, I'll go back to the store!
PLASMATIC by Brittany T April 17, 2008
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
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board chow 

A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
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Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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young pup 

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Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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