Pirax 

Giga chad person who loves to jerk off and pose in front off mirrors.
Usually he appears with a cringe song called Ansia No by FSK Satellite.

"Look is that a Pirax?"
"He's jerking off in a police station, so I think he is!"

Pirax by guaranà November 22, 2021

Piratician 

The original etymological root word for the modernized term = Politician.

The profession and practice of willingly engaging in relationships, behaviors, affairs and deceitful tactics for the purpose of self promotion/gain/sexual gratification through profiteering, theft, criminal enterprising and the cloaked instantiation of illicit/fraudulent activities without regard for harm, impairment and/or disability inflicted upon others.

{Background and Context}
Upon return from a research expedition in the aboriginal territory of Korkycow Australia, Dr. Chris Culvitude of Copenhagen delivered a lexicon postulate based on revelations from ancient scrolls and audio-phonic linguistic interpretations stemming from his interactions with the Hunterbiden Microcock Pygmalion Tribe. Dr. Culvitude was attempting to decode a scroll illustrating a smiling, garment rich man holding the heart of another person standing nearby, when a bitter feisty, belly scourged Pygmy pointed at the picture, clearly anunciating the word "Pirat-ician" with a heavy oriental accent. Dr. Culvitude phoned his partner Dr. Kevin Michael Damone of this revelation wherein it would serve as proof of Culvitudes conjecture on the transcontinental, English modernization and pronunciation of "Politician" which actually evolved from the Latin word "Pirata" combined with "ician", or "Piratician".

"Dr. Damone, the Pygmy chief clearly said the word "Piratician" when trying to tell me about how a once friendly tribe deceived them, took their food reserves, fingered our Matriarchs and returned with an affect of innocence as if nary an expression of remorse."

Piratician by Charitable Disguise May 2, 2020

International Talk Like A Pirate Day 

September 19th is when this occurs. Fun & lots of laughs! Arr, Matey!

Finding out about International Talk Like A Pirate Day was a Wonderful Happy time! This is Real & worldwide.

International Talk Like A Pirate Day by Starchylde May 21, 2016

privacy pirate 

Individuals that invade other's privacy but expect to enjoy they're own.

After becoming legal age some young adults will get a place of their own and want to be self sufficient but others refuse to leave the parents home and turn into privacy pirates.

privacy pirate by jpg3 February 26, 2012

Piracy-philia 

Too much desire to get involved in lucrative piracy in Somali seas. A strong feeling of love and admiration for piracy on the high seas.

Some background information

Pirate attacks in the Gulf of Aden, the Red Sea, and the waters far off Somalia’s eastern coast continue to increase not only the geographic range of their attacks, but the way they attack vessels. Somali pirates have adopted tactics that now allow them to attack more than 1,000 nautical miles off the Somali coast, with hefty ransom payments over $5 million per ship. Many pirates were lured to start such that new business by tales of easy cash.

A lot of unemployed young Somalis are affected by the pervasive piracy-philia.

Piracy-philia by Abdi Mahad August 29, 2012

pirate-ninja

a kilowatt-hour per martian day

Mark Watney created the pirate-ninja as a standard unit

pirate-ninja by knafb;lkfbvaklfndbknlF;LKNVDLB July 3, 2015

das boot pirate 

(1) One of many homosexual Nazi sailors.

(2) A homosexual depicted in Das Boot, a homoerotic movie about Nazi U-boat personnel.

Variation: Das Fruit Pirate.

(1) The rear admiral ordered das boot pirate to service his poop deck.

(2) The U-boat swallowed seamen the same way that das boot pirate swallowed semen.

das boot pirate by NiraMillson November 14, 2016