Per

the most popular name in the world! (just ask google!)
used by the norvegians, and the sweds.

hey Per, and Per, and you too Per, and you ofcourse Per.

by Steingrim November 6, 2005

Per

Per is a good guy with a big pp. All the girls love him and wants to suck him off

Girl: Have u seen Per´s big pp
Girl 2: Yes it all most touched the ground

by May 7, 2021

Per

A cute child, usually a small boy, who seems to be "PERfect" in every aspect of life.

He is a Per because he excels in academics and sports, while maintaining that adorable look on his face.

by perforever June 6, 2011

Per

slang/ shortened version of "Period"

“Omg did you hear that Emma got a promotion?”
“No but per, good for her!”

by Bungerellaspecialist August 4, 2022

Per

Perfect
Good
Nice

(Dutch) Het was een PERre dag.
The day was per(fect).

by Aben March 28, 2008

Per

Your so stupid and dumb

Omg your such a per

by Funcdtk September 19, 2017

As Per

With the intended meaning of "according to", this is a popular nonsense phrase used by people trying to sound smart and technical. Since "per" means "according to", the "as" is superfluous.

As per the aforementioned affidavit, I'm a bit of a twat.

by Horace Bumblestein June 13, 2012