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to fuck a girl "invade" her with your dick.
Cesar, it's time to invade Alexandria.
invade by Adrian April 8, 2006
When a person country or thing is stronger, they take the land, money, pussy, or home of the weaker entity. This is called 'Invasion'. It has recently lost popularity due to nuclear armaments and the generally shitty attitude it denotes. Still a popular hobby in some ghettos (carjacking, home invasion) and for certain world leaders like Vladimir Putin or almost any U.S. Presidents.

Also applicable when you tap a girl but I wouldn't tell her that you call it that.
"I invaded that puss like it was 1939 again bro!"
Invade by FairDinkumBro May 1, 2019

invade New Zealand 

The topic of a satirical ad from an Australian entertainment show called The Gruen Transfer.

"Let's all go to New Zealand, we can have it all as our land, no planes, no tanks, no navy, not to want it would be crazy"

It's just 100% Too Easy.
Why would Australia invade New Zealand? There's nothing there but sheep and orcs.
invade New Zealand by AnonJudicator October 20, 2009

Invade poland

Invade poland is when you are going to shove your penis through a girl really hard, almost brutally! Barbarian style, no fingering or licking before, just a really hard push from the first time! Not recommended on virgins lol.
Girl u`d better relax cause i`m gonna invade poland!
Invade poland by DARi0 April 23, 2009

invade your personal space 

A cute term used to imply being close or intimate to someone. Best used when someone is claustrophobic.
I can't wait to see you later and invade your personal space.

Invade The God 

The most feared hacker on the Internet to this date. He is a master in Social Engineering as well as Defacing. He specializes in DOXing, SWATting, Coding, Jacking, and DDoSing. If you ever encounter Invade The God or Invade The Icon you should probably not make any sort of contact with him or you will get hacked.
Person 1: Hey, have you heard of Invade The God
Person 2: Yeah isn't that the kid who has the capability to fuck anyone's day up?
Person 3: Yes it is but I guarantee I could run that skid.
Person 1: Dude I would not do it he will run your shit sideways.
Person 2: Agreed. Man don't do it.
Person 3: Do you guys think I am stupid he would fuck my life up if I even talked to him the wrong way.
Invade The God by Undefined User September 13, 2013
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A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
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