NiraMillson's definitions

dirtchute

(1.) Not simply the evacuation route for the common deuce but also with some "oppositional irony" (2.) the entry point for the male and prosthetic penis (e.g., jelly cock) -- usually during man-on-man intercourse, and at that, when the recipient is being referred to by the other(s) as "Shirley."

The burly, hairy inmate pumped the white collar criminal in the dirtchute -- "Take it, Shirley," he said -- to the applause of the other inmates in the penitentiary laundry facilities.

by NiraMillson June 21, 2010

skid mark row

A bad section of town where the bums have all shat their crispy drawers.

If a fella's down on his luck then he lives in Skid Row, but if he's also delivered a stripe of shit to his underwear, then he lives in Skid Mark Row.

by NiraMillson October 1, 2016

Crispy Drawers

A dude's overused, unwashed, funky briefs (Jockey, BVD, Fruit of the Loom, etc.) that often feature a stripe of shit.

My man's crispy drawers been lyin' on the bathroom floor for a week -- they smell like welfare butt and government cheese.

by NiraMillson October 4, 2016

Herbicide

The slaying of people named Herb.

"When they shanked this guy named Herb in the showers," said the inmate, "it was Herbicide."

by NiraMillson July 12, 2016

Blope

The black Pope.

One day, the Vatican will be led by a man from Africa, and he will be known to all as The Blope, the Black Pope.

by NiraMillson June 28, 2010

aux fruits de terre

French. Literally, "Fruits of the earth." Above ground faggots.

Derived from "aux fruits de mer." Fruits of the sea. Underwater faggots.

Those two men are "aux fruits de terre" -- they are fart farming faggots.

by NiraMillson December 5, 2016

jingoberry

a trump supporter so afraid of foreigners that they shit themself a nasty dingleberry up in they asshairz.

that jingoist trump faggotte musta shat himself he walkin so funny musta got him a jingoberry up in he natty cornhole.

by NiraMillson November 13, 2016