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Penispanties

The opposite of asshat. Used as a compliment for people who act cool and not like asshats.
Did you see Jack today? He beat up the guy stole my mentos right out of my mouth, he was such a penispanties
Penispanties by Bidoofism January 24, 2021

penising 

1. From the verb 'to penis'.

2. Any act involving use of the penis.

3. Fondling or kissing of the penis.
Student to test proctor: Why does that kid have his dick out?
Test proctor: Let the quadriplegic finish penising his essay questions.

The gay guys were short on time and couldn't do much more than kissing and penising.
penising by serbear4u February 15, 2009

penisian 

Willie Weenis is a penisian!
penisian by Josh February 12, 2004

Penishands 

A man with sweaty feminine hands. Short fingers and oval palms.
<person 1> OMFG check out that dudes hands!
<person 2>ROFL those are Penishands !
Penishands by Daniel Toops December 10, 2009

Penisbanca 

When your penis jiggles around and hits your thighs during a workout or when it's stuck to your thigh
Oh SHIT I got a penisbanca
Penisbanca by Mozzarambe April 2, 2017

Edward Penishands 

When a girl duct tapes each of her hands to a different man's penis, and cannot untape them until she has made each man ejaculate.
Girl: Patrick and Stanley wanted me to Edward Penishands them last night, but my left hand got tired and I was stuck with Patrick all night.
Edward Penishands by dedwyf March 5, 2013