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Willie Weenis is a penisian!
by Josh February 12, 2004
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Penisian

A master of the penis. Male or Female, like a Physician is a master of their field. Penis~ian.
"The marriage counselor said we should include a Penisian in our next love making session."
( They usually have thorough knowledge of the Kamasutra as well)
by SeanSC400 April 17, 2020
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Penispanties

The opposite of asshat. Used as a compliment for people who act cool and not like asshats.
Did you see Jack today? He beat up the guy stole my mentos right out of my mouth, he was such a penispanties
by Bidoofism January 24, 2021
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penising

1. From the verb 'to penis'.

2. Any act involving use of the penis.

3. Fondling or kissing of the penis.
Student to test proctor: Why does that kid have his dick out?
Test proctor: Let the quadriplegic finish penising his essay questions.

The gay guys were short on time and couldn't do much more than kissing and penising.
by serbear4u February 15, 2009
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Penishands

A man with sweaty feminine hands. Short fingers and oval palms.
<person 1> OMFG check out that dudes hands!
<person 2>ROFL those are Penishands !
by Daniel Toops December 10, 2009
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Penisbanca

When your penis jiggles around and hits your thighs during a workout or when it's stuck to your thigh
Oh SHIT I got a penisbanca
by Mozzarambe April 2, 2017
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Edward Penishands

When a girl duct tapes each of her hands to a different man's penis, and cannot untape them until she has made each man ejaculate.
Girl: Patrick and Stanley wanted me to Edward Penishands them last night, but my left hand got tired and I was stuck with Patrick all night.
by dedwyf March 5, 2013
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