penisacorn 

Noun: A mythical horse that lives in the mountains of Canadia and has a penis on its forehead instead of a horn, like a typical unicorn.

Matt: So I went to Canadia the other day
Josh: Yeah? Did you see a penisacorn?
Matt: Yeah. He tried raping me.
Josh: Lucky!

penisacorn by #Literally January 27, 2014

penicorn 

A unicorn with a penis on its forehead instead of a horn. It can prod and poke with the same effectiveness as the unicorn. Ovbious to which gender this creature happens to be.

The penicorn frolicked gaily among the flowers...unbeknowest that poachers come in search of the rare sack it carried proudly on its forehead.

penicorn by skank ass weasel October 25, 2003

peniscore 

slang term for something that's cool, whether it be a picture, or a person, or a pair of shoes, or anything really

damn bro, your so peniscore right now

peniscore by president of peniscore December 5, 2021

penicorn 

A Penicorn is a magnifficant creature with a penis as a horn. They are the very pets of the ancient gods! Some say that they are waiting for a soul as pure as a mountain river, to show their almighty presence to.
It is also said that even the slightest glance of such a creature blesses the beholder with eternal beauty.
Scientists from all over the world are trying to gather crucial evidence of it's existance to make an Eternal-Beauty-Potion and make millions. Naturally, ebaum is trying to find one to watermark it and put it on his site.

Omg! The animal that put out the city fire was a Penicorn!
- Duh!

penicorn by -Rabies- September 1, 2008

penicorns 

Unicorn that instead of a horn at the top of its head it is a penis.

"Yo' dude, you see that penicorns over thurr."

Charlie the penicorn. (;
Candy Mountain Charlieeeeeeee.

penicorns by Jejamtrissiecishaa. January 12, 2009

penisacrobat

Somebody who has no friends and no life. somebody who stays at home every night and just plays with his penis all night long out of boredom. After several years of having nothing better to do than play with his penis, he starts gaining skills at playing with his own penis that he is now more than just a penisholder or a penisfolder, he is now a penisacrobat.

essentially, an even worse stage of penisfolder, a very shamefull thing to call somebody.

"dude u know that indian kid at our school who has an insanely fat stomach and a fat ass but skinny arms and legs and dresses like a retard?"
"yea"
"has he had any social interaction his entire highschool life?"
"ofcourse not, hes a fucking penisfolder"
naw.... hes a penisacrobat by now"
"haha, yea seriously what a loser..."

penisacrobat by sojournguysucks420 April 13, 2010

penicorn 

A fusion of the words penis and unicorn. Basically, this is a synonym for dickhead. If you see where a unicorn's horn is and picture a "dickhead", you will get it.

My ex is being a real asshole. He is such a penicorn!

penicorn by Stephanie Ling April 27, 2006