Patrick: I'm Patrick, My name means Toaster in Celtic
Sage: Pretty sure it doesn't
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The love of your life. The guy who's eyes you could just stare into all day. The guy who teases you and plays with your fingers. The guy who promised he'd love you forever and writes you love notes. The boy who makes you feel like a princess. The boy who everyone knows for his humor and sarcastic comments. If you have patrick, take care of him because he's something special. You won't forget him. I promise.
You are so lucky you have Patrick!
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Patrick is a weird person in a good way. He has an odd sense of humor and is really nice. He’s talkative if you’re close to him. Extremely passionate and hyper about sports, and enjoys athletics. He has a nice face it’s coolio. He may have extreme political views, but it’s for what he thinks is best. His intentions are good. He’s really smart, but is sometimes unsure of himself. Even if he hasn’t been through something, he’ll try to understand. He’s really humble in many aspects of things. Patrick is yeetalicious.
That dood named Patrick is a meme boss
by Ditatable January 23, 2018
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Patrick is this wired ass kid that has been in a lot of crazy bullshit and knows to much for his age this bitch will go up and pull a fucking fire alarm at a fucking factory and no one will know who it is
(Some random friend)"This is my fucking homie bro you out fam did you just pull that fire alarm and not get caught " (Patrick) "fuck yeah dog"
by Ya boi max March 15, 2017
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Most perfect guy ever. No questions. He's awkward and a little shy, but he's the sweetest and most thoughtful person in the world. He brings out the absolute best in people. He knows the exact words to make anyone feel better. He might not be the strongest, most athletic guy ever, but he definitely is adorable and more than amazing. Whoever ends up with Patrick should never regret it.
Patrick asked me out!
He's weak.
But he calls me beautiful everyday.
by youonlyliveninetimes April 20, 2012
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A pink starfish that is Spongebob's best friend.
He is also one of Spongebob's neighbors, along with Squidward.
he isn't very intelligent, but he had knowledge in the study of wumbology.
Patrick: Is mayonnaise an instrument?
Squidward: no Patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument.
by Nobody here May 2, 2015
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Patrick is the sexiest man alive. He has eyes like a forest. So warm and calming. Mhm. Your hands will tingle running them through his silky smooth chocolate colored hair. He has most the deepest, sexiest, and arousing voice alive, that’ll make your heart melt. Patrick has jaw dropping rock hard abs. He is the epitome of what a real sexy man is.

He also has a big cock
Person 1: Who is that guapo chico?
Person 2: Oh that’s Patrick
by Ol’lilfag_02 January 21, 2019
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