penisan 

It's an anagram of sapien with an extra N. Where did this intruder come from? Where will it go? Where did it come from, Cotton Eyed Joe?

I just saw Kim Kardashian fart in a public bus on father's day without the consent of a lawyer. #Penisan

penisan by Bliffity June 15, 2016

penisary contact 

The act of making contact with the penis. Most likely revering to sexual intercourse.

First used by Tony Soprano in a session with Dr. Melfi.

Tony: So you're telling me it's possible that the two of dem never made uh penisary contact?

Dr. Melfi: I think your inquiring about something that I have no personal knowledge of.

penisary contact by Geoff Ross March 2, 2009

Penisage 

When a man massages the inside of a woman's vagina with the outside of his penis.

Hey baby! I'd love to give you a penisage.

Penisage by lkdzzbls September 10, 2010

penisnigger 

(peni-snigg-er) Penisnigger is used in many different ways but is commonly used as an adjective to describe a black nigga with a huge pee pee

Woah, PENISNIGGER!!!!

penisnigger by bigdickjacob95 March 23, 2017

penisenvious 

As old as Adam. It started when Eve gave Adam the apple. War of the sexes!

If Eve had not been penisenvious the apple might still be on the tree.

penisenvious by Peter May 17, 2005

penibanez 

Cheap penis-shaped imitation of an Ibanez guitar.

He plays on a Penibanez, while it is true indeed that his amplificator is a Masturbarshall.

penibanez by edgar pruviance October 11, 2009

Penispanties

The opposite of asshat. Used as a compliment for people who act cool and not like asshats.

Did you see Jack today? He beat up the guy stole my mentos right out of my mouth, he was such a penispanties

Penispanties by Bidoofism January 24, 2021