friend 1: "I love your t-shirt!"
friend 2: "I love your face!"
friend 1: "Thank you for that compliment!"
friend 2: "Thank you as well!"

Dan complimented Joe for being honest enough to admit that he had actually thought it was spelled 'Mientkiewich'

The compliment of ... you have pretty eyes = get naked
You have a lovely smile = get naked

You have a great laugh = get naked

"In this day and age, a guy can't compliment a girl without receiving trouble."
-me

ME: "You look nice today."
GIRL: "Oh my God get the fuck away from me you fucking loser!!"

GUY: "You look nice today."
GIRL: "Fuck you."

GIRL: "You look nice today."
GIRL: "Aaw, thanks."

When was the last time a girl told you that you had pretty eyelashes? Never, since you give a girl a compliment every time you see one instead. Guys are giving up compliments too easy these days.

"In this day and age, a guy can't compliment a girl without receiving trouble."

-Incel

Male: "I want to eat your asshole like I eat my moms chicken tendies."
Female: "Stop following me!"

Male: "My goddess, if you allow me to suck your toes I will forever be indentured under your servitude."
Female: "Fucking creep, leave me alone faggot.

Male: "Your hair looks nice today."
Female: "That's so nice! Thank you.

Female: "'Sup my nigga, hows it popping foo."
Female: "Nothing much ho, thanks for asking bitch.

since u hate compliments so much i'm going to start insulting u cuz that's what u love