517 definitions by Josh

Emo Kegstand

1)A kegstand done by someone who listens to 'emo' music while the people holding him/her up sing emo music.

2)A kegstand that lasts for two seconds, usually followed by the kegstander crying afterwards

1)Josh is such an emokid. We all sang 'Screaming Infidelities' while he was doing a kegstand. It was an Emo Kegstand!

2)Gmiter is such a pussy, he can only do Emo Kegstands.

by Josh December 4, 2004

erection

The event in which the penis becomes stiff and hard ready to get stroked,inserted,sucked,stucked,beated,ejaculated,bent,kicked,kneed,etc.

"Wow this porno video is giving me an erection!"

by Josh May 11, 2003

Es

Es pwns j00 all

Es pwn me

by Josh June 4, 2004

exhausterbated

Extreme exhaustion brought on my excessive masturbation.

Whew I am exhausterbated.

by Josh August 7, 2004

Face-hugger

a dirty cooder that can melt you face off.

The girls face-hugger is nasty.

by Josh March 8, 2005

fadamooda

someone that yells anus while drunk

mae was fadamooda at the party and people told her to shuddup.

by Josh March 22, 2004

Analisational Facilitory Action

An ancient saying meaning that your music is way to progressive to even exist.

Josh Jove pulls off the Analisation Facilitory Action very often.

by Josh August 19, 2004