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a kid that dress "emo"(but is not),they only hang out with people who dress and think the same way as them. they usualy have chopped up hair that they probably cut them selves and they think they are the greatest fucking creation on this earth.
warning: dont talk to scene kids you will only get in to a fight.
by Josh April 29, 2005
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When a man receives an abundance of praise from one person regarding his talents, looks or accomplishments. Usually the compliments are distributed in a nearly excessive amount and received within only a few minutes of conversation, enough to satisfy the receiver in such a way that it is analogous to the stimulation of an orgasm, but for the ego.
I was in a meeting when Sandra started giving me quite the ego handjob. She went on and on about my contribution being valuable to the company and how I was the most talented person there.
by Josh June 3, 2010
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A very good movie
also a game played in gym class which can cause injury or even DEATH poor kenny always dies
"If you can dodge a wrench you can dodge a ball"
"If you can dodge traffic you can dodge a ball"
by Josh February 12, 2005
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his fingers were covered in her vagicrust because he did not wash them
by Josh March 4, 2005
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A Fish-eye lens. snowboard skateboard steez
shit screw on the fish man u cant see shit without it.
by Josh December 7, 2003
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Don't tuch me with your disgusting girl germ disease
by Josh August 10, 2003
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