Josh's definitions

knobjockey

someone who is a complete and utter arse clart

James hooker {he lives in hawkhurst}

by josh September 1, 2003

noah's mom

That sexy piece of flesh that everyone screws all night.

I got all in noah's mom last night. OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH!!!!

by Josh February 3, 2004

Chiaki Kuriyama

Hottest Japanese Actress under 20 as of 10/8/04. OMG OMG OMG You Rock Chiaki!

Chiaki Rocks! OMG, You are the best!

by Josh October 8, 2004

Titty Bowl

The unoffical name for Super Bowl XXXVIII thanks to the "breast" half time show ever.

The Titty Bowl was the "breast" thing ever. Not to forget the great game that was between it.

by Josh February 2, 2004

bunkered

Getting shot up close in paintball because you suck

You just got bunkered, newb

by Josh June 17, 2004

one eyed flounder

This wonderful method of rear entry comes from the all powerful Leanne.
She is a master of taking it in the ass, and enjoys this thoroughly.

Hmm, lets say Josh is getting Leanne from behind, and suddenly knocks out one of leannes arms that is supporting her weight. She will then fall to that side, and land on the side of her face, looking like a one eyed flounder.
thank you and good night

by Josh May 4, 2004

U8

verb form: to burn out

"Yah, i used to be popular before i pulled a u8."

by josh January 6, 2005