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1)A kegstand done by someone who listens to 'emo' music while the people holding him/her up sing emo music.

2)A kegstand that lasts for two seconds, usually followed by the kegstander crying afterwards
1)Josh is such an emokid. We all sang 'Screaming Infidelities' while he was doing a kegstand. It was an Emo Kegstand!

2)Gmiter is such a pussy, he can only do Emo Kegstands.
by Josh December 4, 2004
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The event in which the penis becomes stiff and hard ready to get stroked,inserted,sucked,stucked,beated,ejaculated,bent,kicked,kneed,etc.
"Wow this porno video is giving me an erection!"
by Josh May 11, 2003
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Es pwns j00 all
Es pwn me
by Josh June 4, 2004
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Extreme exhaustion brought on my excessive masturbation.
Whew I am exhausterbated.
by Josh August 7, 2004
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someone that yells anus while drunk
mae was fadamooda at the party and people told her to shuddup.
by Josh March 22, 2004
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An ancient saying meaning that your music is way to progressive to even exist.
Josh Jove pulls off the Analisation Facilitory Action very often.
by Josh August 19, 2004
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