penisia 

plural of penis

Fratdaddy 1: "Did you see that AGD walking around the 3rd floor? She's got bruises all over her face."

Fratdaddy 2: "Looks like she got slapped with about 50 penisia! That swamp donkey deserves it though."

penisia by oh_my_g_bus May 2, 2009

Penisia 

Phenomenon where a woman forgets all the other penises she has encountered prior to her current partner.

Cindy completely forgot what Jim’s dick looks like after meeting Jeff. That’s some bad penisia.

Penisia by JulieJules February 4, 2020

Penisilent 

When the male member starts disobeying orders

Marcia and Ben were seeking consummation until Ben's member became flaccid and penisilent

Penisilent by Clifhanger April 12, 2017

Penisity 

A relative measure of how much of a dick a person is.

Depending on your preferred news source, Mitt Romney may have higher or lower penisity as compared to Barrack Obama.

Penisity by homebrew dave November 7, 2012

penisary contact 

The act of making contact with the penis. Most likely revering to sexual intercourse.

First used by Tony Soprano in a session with Dr. Melfi.

Tony: So you're telling me it's possible that the two of dem never made uh penisary contact?

Dr. Melfi: I think your inquiring about something that I have no personal knowledge of.

penisary contact by Geoff Ross March 2, 2009

Penisage 

When a man massages the inside of a woman's vagina with the outside of his penis.

Hey baby! I'd love to give you a penisage.

Penisage by lkdzzbls September 10, 2010

Penasia 

The plural for penis

There were two dudes blowin eachother's respective penasia behind the dumpster at my work today so I told them to leave.

Penasia by snakpakk August 22, 2011