penising
1. From the verb 'to penis'.
2. Any act involving use of the penis.
3. Fondling or kissing of the penis.
2. Any act involving use of the penis.
3. Fondling or kissing of the penis.
Penising
The act of inserting your penis.
"So I was penising my girlfriend the other day..."
"We weren't quite penising yet, so it was okay for me to take the call from my mother."
"We weren't quite penising yet, so it was okay for me to take the call from my mother."
Penising by Charles La Dank October 10, 2013
Related Words
Penising • Penisingly • penisnigger • penisring • pensing • penilingus • penisinary • penisinator • penisinbuttitis • Penisini
Penising
The verb of the noun "penis" meaning to engage in activities involving the male genetalia. Sentences involving this word are useful to relieve the monotony of tedious lessons, CCF exercises. Try exclaiming one of the examples below when everything is quiet.
Sir, tell Chris to stop penising me...
'Tis rather penising, is it not peaceful maiden?
Sometimes this place is just so penising.
I hear they've booked Chris for penising with intent.
'Tis rather penising, is it not peaceful maiden?
Sometimes this place is just so penising.
I hear they've booked Chris for penising with intent.
Penising by Ed W, who is Lord November 11, 2004
penisnigger
(peni-snigg-er) Penisnigger is used in many different ways but is commonly used as an adjective to describe a black nigga with a huge pee pee
Woah, PENISNIGGER!!!!
penisnigger by bigdickjacob95 March 23, 2017
Edward Penisfingers
A sad misunderstood man who lives in a castle of regret upon a hilltop of doom, far from social interaction and reality. Often surrounds himself with various computers that simulate a social life, and clings to people he meets on the Internet as though they're The One due to not having any real knowledge of interpersonal relationships to put things in perspective. Often found browsing the thinkgeek website with a hand down his pants and feeling sorry for himself.
"hi IRC, Have you seen Amy?" - "No" - "How about now? Now? Now? Now? Sigh, I love her" - "Dude, you're such an Edward Penisfingers"
Edward Penisfingers by NefariousKitten February 23, 2009
Penisting
Penisting by @Spy_nudes August 11, 2020
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A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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