Pehtonism 

Pehtonism is the way of life taken by those who are in dire need of saving. by believing in time-management, converting to the almighty Bruce Wayne, and having a diet of only Mac and Cheese with ground-croutons and bacon bits.

Person 1: "I'm thinking of joining Pehtonism."
Person 2: "A wise choice, indeed."

Pehtonism by @youngkarenehlehna March 12, 2022

Pedronism

One of the world's most dominant religions. This religion is the only religion based on true facts; one might even call it science. It revolves around our mighty god "Pedro", and how his teachings have saved us all.

If you wish to learn more about the truth of the world, you might want to check out the preview version of "The Book of Pedro" which is the Pedronian equivalent of the bible.

Pope Jose I: "My children... Have you danced the macarena with the blood of the border patrol officer yet?"
Children: "Of course, our Pope! Pedronism is the world to live! Long live the churros!"
Pope Jose I: "Make sure to read the Book of Pedro! You can get it at bit.ly/1hnLzMo "

Pedronism by Pope Jose I May 3, 2014

Prestonism 

a religion based on this guy named preston-

we worship and pray to preston daily. prestonism has killed demons and saved lives. we sacrifice our enemies to preston and we circle the preston trí every saturday.

psycosocial is our anthem and we listen to it at least twice a week.

prestonists cannot have “side religions” and we only worship preston. prestonists are also immortal.

we don’t force our religion on others but we love when people decide to join us!!

dear preston,

i would like to pray for my safety and that i will not die today. please protect me. i love you, preston. our savior. prestonism for life.

Prestonism by drownwithgerard June 24, 2021

Pythonism 

The church of Monty Python, a cult following of the greatest British Comedy troop to ever exist. Pythonist, a follower in the church of Monty Python.

I am a devout follower of Pythonism.

He's a Pythonist too!

Pythonism by Jess October 20, 2003

Peytonism 

The act of scamming or misleading large numbers of people.

Peyton was a faithful practitioner of Peytonism, having made thousands of dollars of her WoWscape scam.

Peytonism by lolhaximo August 17, 2008

Phronism 

A standard English word used in a manner which is deliberately vague or undefined, or defined in a manner which subtly suits the user and varies from the standard English definition.

The ID movement's failure to define, or distinguish the word "information" from the standard dictionary, or Claude Shannon's definition is a Phronism.

The insertion of the word "about" into the definition of Simultaneous is a phronism

"Happening at the same time." is the true definition.

"Happening at "about" the same time" is a phronism

Phronism by alloytoo February 27, 2010

paytonism 

When you can expertly determine the derivative of differentiable equationsin advanced calculus but when it comes to basic addition and subtraction, you're hopeless. A.k.a "bad math"

When Matthew couldn't figure out problem 37, he realized he had a paytonism in his work. 2+2 does not equal 3. Duh Matt.

paytonism by Coffsyrup March 31, 2015