Peytonism 

The act of scamming or misleading large numbers of people.

Peyton was a faithful practitioner of Peytonism, having made thousands of dollars of her WoWscape scam.

Peytonism by lolhaximo August 17, 2008

Anti-Peytonism 

The extreme hate of anyone named Peyton particularly Peyton Garrick who goes to FBA in Naples FL.

Peyton is such a slut I’m a proud supporter of anti-peytonism

Anti-Peytonism by Suck me 383873 March 5, 2022

Pedronism

One of the world's most dominant religions. This religion is the only religion based on true facts; one might even call it science. It revolves around our mighty god "Pedro", and how his teachings have saved us all.

If you wish to learn more about the truth of the world, you might want to check out the preview version of "The Book of Pedro" which is the Pedronian equivalent of the bible.

Pope Jose I: "My children... Have you danced the macarena with the blood of the border patrol officer yet?"
Children: "Of course, our Pope! Pedronism is the world to live! Long live the churros!"
Pope Jose I: "Make sure to read the Book of Pedro! You can get it at bit.ly/1hnLzMo "

Pedronism by Pope Jose I May 3, 2014

Prestonism 

a religion based on this guy named preston-

we worship and pray to preston daily. prestonism has killed demons and saved lives. we sacrifice our enemies to preston and we circle the preston trí every saturday.

psycosocial is our anthem and we listen to it at least twice a week.

prestonists cannot have “side religions” and we only worship preston. prestonists are also immortal.

we don’t force our religion on others but we love when people decide to join us!!

dear preston,

i would like to pray for my safety and that i will not die today. please protect me. i love you, preston. our savior. prestonism for life.

Prestonism by drownwithgerard June 24, 2021

peytonitis 

a medical condition where one needs to have a dose of peyton or they might die

we had to rush steve to east orlando to get a dose of peyton before he died he suffers from peytonitis

peytonitis by AppleJackCheerios July 6, 2008

Pythonism 

The church of Monty Python, a cult following of the greatest British Comedy troop to ever exist. Pythonist, a follower in the church of Monty Python.

I am a devout follower of Pythonism.

He's a Pythonist too!

Pythonism by Jess October 20, 2003

Peytonsexual 

Mmmmm I love Peyton and only Peyton

Hey mom im Peytonsexual

Peytonsexual by anonymous July 26, 2021