Pedronism

One of the world's most dominant religions. This religion is the only religion based on true facts; one might even call it science. It revolves around our mighty god "Pedro", and how his teachings have saved us all.

If you wish to learn more about the truth of the world, you might want to check out the preview version of "The Book of Pedro" which is the Pedronian equivalent of the bible.

Pope Jose I: "My children... Have you danced the macarena with the blood of the border patrol officer yet?"
Children: "Of course, our Pope! Pedronism is the world to live! Long live the churros!"
Pope Jose I: "Make sure to read the Book of Pedro! You can get it at bit.ly/1hnLzMo "

Pedronism by Pope Jose I May 3, 2014

Pedoism 

When dat nigga you saw looking through yo window straight up creepin at yo ass n licking his crusty ass lips

Pedoism-where a man/women likes younger kids

Pedoism by Brandonhooley July 24, 2016

pearnism 

the act of reaching maximum capacity

ohh you reached pearnism

pearnism by marist boyz August 11, 2006

pedronumb

um gah mm

pedronumb:
random tourist: oh there’s the big statue over there

pedronumb by patinha July 17, 2019

Paronism 

A woman born in paron Arkansas and is taught from birth to get pregnant for child support.

Paronism got me caught up for 18 years.

Paronism by jeffrodgers007 August 31, 2016

Peeronis 

pee-roh-nis Peeronis is a disease of the lower area (i.e. the male genitailia), this is where you have a bending look of this area. The side effects are : bent, crooked, sideways, lopsided, or arched structure.

"I think I want John "
"No you wouldn't, I've seen what's down there... I'm afraid he has peeronis"

Peeronis by Peeronis November 4, 2016

Peytonism 

The act of scamming or misleading large numbers of people.

Peyton was a faithful practitioner of Peytonism, having made thousands of dollars of her WoWscape scam.

Peytonism by lolhaximo August 17, 2008