Pentonism

The official religion of John Penton, and of the Marymount school of Santa Barbara. It was created when the Penton shrine was discovered in the English library. Since then the religion has spread, gaining 30+ followers! It is believed that Papi Penton sent the savior, Pancake down to earth to save us from our own demise. The religion is still being researched, and more is being discovered everyday!

Pentonism
I recently started following Pentonism, and I’ve never felt better!

Pentonism is the best religion. You should definitely go follow it!!

by not.julian May 24, 2019

Penton

A group of people who made up the story of excalibur, a family in which the men are almost genticly inclined to cheat or jump from partner to partner

Penton : Hay baby
Girl 1 : Hi hunny
Penton : I love you
Girl 1 : I love you too hunny
phone : Beep
Penton : I have a call on the other line brb
phone : Changes lines
Penton : Hello
Girl 2 : Hi
penton : Oh hi, i missed you beuatiful, i love you but i have to go to work
Girl 2 : Oh ok i'm sorry
Penton : It's okay txt me later love you bye
girl 2 : bye
phone : changes lines
Penton : i'm sorry baby
Girl 1 : It's ok

by jkjkjk lololol August 16, 2008

Julia Penton

Instagram famous Julia Penton, known for her spam accounts and insane drama with her side kick Bri, works at hooters and loves Xanax and the N word!

*friend pops a xan* “that was so Julia Penton if you!”

by mureahbutmyfriendscallmelame April 3, 2018

Henry Penton

Ewh! ugly. are your first thoughts and as you get to know him there people names emily. sadly this ANIMAL hasnt been relised into the wild yet it is feared it might kill other animals with its stentch and uglyness.

person 1: Ewh What Is That Smell!
Person 2: There's a Henry Penton About!

by WijewijeRabiit. October 26, 2010

Julia Penton

a bitch lol

Wow, isn’t Julia Penton a bitch?

by so no head? February 22, 2018

Lulu penton

A person that loves older men who teach physics. Also is very socially awkward and likes to swallow gum when spoken to by a teacher

Are you feeling ok. You’re sentenced aren’t making any sense. You’re being a real Lulu penton

by CarterAK-47 May 8, 2020