Definitions by Jess

complasted 

Being very high (on pot or pills) and fairly drunk at the same time, almost to the point of passing out, but you still can tell whats going on
It has a hippie influence as it was started in Lawrence Kansas by a bunch of complasted college students.

*arriving at a party*
-dude, these people are messed up
-They're totally complasted

or

-Are you ok?
-i'm great, i've been complasted since noon.

complasted by Jess September 1, 2008

did 

A way to explain your hair once it has been styled.

"I just got my hair did"
"I can't go out now, maybe after I get my hair did"

Famous Quotations!
"Get your nails done, get a pedicure, get your hair did" - Missy Elliot

did by jess February 23, 2007

piggy 

A male, often overweight intellectual. Is generally used in a complimentary fashion. Comes from the character Piggy in Lord of the Flies.

Piggy, you're the coolest, smartest guy on the planet.

piggy by Jess November 18, 2006

uncircum nichols 

Its when you scream uncomfortably when someone rolls back the foreskin preferably in at least 3 octaves higher than normal pitched talked.

mike has an uncircum nichols and moans uncomfortably, usually begging for mercy as the foreskin is pushed back to reveal his pale head

uncircum nichols by jess June 11, 2006

rab 

Quick reference for the newsgroup rec.arts.bodyart.

That dude over there with the hooks in his back? I know him from rab!

rab by Jess April 16, 2006

homophobe

Someone who is AFRAID of homosexuals. This does not mean that they are intolerant, that they discriminate against, or that they hate gay people.

Just because you oppose gay marriage does not mean that you are a homophobe.

homophobe by Jess July 21, 2005

close-minded

Adjective used by some democrats to describe anyone who does not agree with liberal points of view.

Republican: "I think that the invasion of Iraq was perfectly justified."

Democrat: "Well, you're just too narrow-minded to see that liberals are always right about everything."

Me: "It would be easier to see what is right if you pulled your head out of your ass..."

close-minded by Jess July 21, 2005