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uncircum nichols

Its when you scream uncomfortably when someone rolls back the foreskin preferably in at least 3 octaves higher than normal pitched talked.
mike has an uncircum nichols and moans uncomfortably, usually begging for mercy as the foreskin is pushed back to reveal his pale head
by jess June 11, 2006
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Poof

A homosexual, the poor man's term for homosexual. A word made famous and most commonly associated with Monty Python.
You great poof.

"Oh poof's not good enough for HIM, he has to be a bleeding FAIRY!"
by Jess October 20, 2003
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gun control

The idea of taking away our constitutional right to bear arms in the hope that it will reduce violence, when in reality all it does is ensure that know one but the criminals have them.

Face it. Gun control doesn't stop violence. Do you honestly think that criminals would give up their weapons just because a law was passed?

One major basis for the argument of gun control is Columbine. Would it have been better if they had killed the kids by pushing them out of windows or something?
Gun control doesn't stop violence, but encourages people to find new and creative ways to be violent.
by Jess February 15, 2005
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sooky sooky now

telling someone to fuck you while you are taking a shit.
"Jason walked in on Raven while she was taking a crap and she screamed "sooky sooky now!" so he would fuck her"
by Jess January 19, 2004
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smuttonchops

A word that Jack and Mike use on occasion to describe a girl that is easy.
That girl's name should be smuttonchops
by Jess December 1, 2003
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what'ago

Texan for "before"
"Y'all see what was on Jerry what'ago?"
A: Want some grits?
B: Nah, I just had some what'ago.
by jess February 1, 2004
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unmod

The best part of Kraptastica, imho.
Unmod is a good place to post threads about nothing.
by Jess April 25, 2004
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