Jess's definitions

tynan

cheating, lying bastard

needs to reform his ways.

by jess May 13, 2004

tynan

i hurt my shelf

ow, i hurt my shelf

by jess May 17, 2004

smuttonchops

To describe a girl who easily engages in sexual activity. Name used for girls named Meg

Turbo Bitch Squad! Farm Girl! Smuttonchops! Coneticitius!

by Jess December 1, 2003

balop

A word madfe up between a MAD TV episode and a drivers ed teacher I had, meaning ohh or awkwardness.

I pooped my pants today, BALOP!

by Jess April 18, 2005

innit

originates from Chatham in Kent, used by many, mainly chavs or just lazy people who can't be bothered to say 'isn't it'.
Innit can be used anywhere in a sentence and can be used sarcastically, complementingly or just innit.

'That orange is well juciy innit!'
'good innit'
'What you looking at innit!'
'innit'

by Jess January 19, 2005

Ghandi

Nickname for a kid whos real name is Eli, also short for Elizabeth.

Ghandi + Jess = big fucking boning orgy every fucking night SO KEEP YOUR HANDS OFF BITCH

by Jess February 24, 2004

piggy

A male, often overweight intellectual. Is generally used in a complimentary fashion. Comes from the character Piggy in Lord of the Flies.

Piggy, you're the coolest, smartest guy on the planet.

by Jess November 18, 2006