by Mashed Potato lasagne September 12, 2019
#1) Number often used in fiction because it is inconspicuous: A prime number greater than 25 but less than 50.
#2) Number that usually results in cheap magician's trick: Ask someone to pick a number in his/her head between 1 and 50 with both digits odd and the first digit less than the second. Victim usually picks 37 because of #1).
#3) Birthday number most likely to trigger a mid-life crisis.
#4) The number of men a woman must give a blowjobs to in order to become a slut (see the movie "Clerks").
#2) Number that usually results in cheap magician's trick: Ask someone to pick a number in his/her head between 1 and 50 with both digits odd and the first digit less than the second. Victim usually picks 37 because of #1).
#3) Birthday number most likely to trigger a mid-life crisis.
#4) The number of men a woman must give a blowjobs to in order to become a slut (see the movie "Clerks").
#1)
It was a dark and stormy night. A tall dark man wanted to buy a newspaper but had only 37 cents.
#2)
Valley Girl: Oh my God! You're like physic or something. How'd you know I was thinking "37"?
Amateur Magician: You dumb bitch!
#3)
"Oh my God! I'm turning 37 next week … the late thirties…and I still haven't picked a career!
#4)
Man: How many men have you gone down on?
Woman: Thirty-six.
Man: Oh, I see. Thirty-six including me isn't so bad.
Woman: Including you, thirty-seven.
Man: THIRTY-SEVEN!!!! THIRTY-SEVEN!!!
YOU SLUT!!!!!!!
It was a dark and stormy night. A tall dark man wanted to buy a newspaper but had only 37 cents.
#2)
Valley Girl: Oh my God! You're like physic or something. How'd you know I was thinking "37"?
Amateur Magician: You dumb bitch!
#3)
"Oh my God! I'm turning 37 next week … the late thirties…and I still haven't picked a career!
#4)
Man: How many men have you gone down on?
Woman: Thirty-six.
Man: Oh, I see. Thirty-six including me isn't so bad.
Woman: Including you, thirty-seven.
Man: THIRTY-SEVEN!!!! THIRTY-SEVEN!!!
YOU SLUT!!!!!!!
by AbnormalBoy April 19, 2004
I love you
With all my heart
My whole world is upside down but it feels perfect 🥰
It can be an awesome day if you want 😉, your choice
It will be perfect , I promise ❤️
With all my heart
My whole world is upside down but it feels perfect 🥰
It can be an awesome day if you want 😉, your choice
It will be perfect , I promise ❤️
by Rollercoster #16 April 28, 2022
by Pookums December 14, 2005
The universal number. Look for it and you'll see it everywhere. Movies, adresses, and particularly, the sample card for American Express.
by Hoolia August 18, 2003
the number of dicks that Dante's girlfriend Veronica claims to have sucked in the movie "Clerks". Dante is highly upset at his revelation as veronica had said she only had sex with three different girls but later explained that she only slept with 3 different guys but that didnt mean she didnt just go with people
by Lilparkczar June 18, 2008
hot butt sex. the 3 is a sideways butt. this might make it more clear:
3-7.
or a european 7 with the line through it. goes into the 3. other variations include:
3-8, 3378
3-7.
or a european 7 with the line through it. goes into the 3. other variations include:
3-8, 3378
I had a 37with your grandmama. or: your cat 37'ed me. 37 goes on in prison. It's illegal to 37 your sister in 46 states.
by The J-Man aka dirty masta Xtizzle May 30, 2004
