Prestonism

a religion based on this guy named preston-

we worship and pray to preston daily. prestonism has killed demons and saved lives. we sacrifice our enemies to preston and we circle the preston trí every saturday.

psycosocial is our anthem and we listen to it at least twice a week.

prestonists cannot have “side religions” and we only worship preston. prestonists are also immortal.

we don’t force our religion on others but we love when people decide to join us!!

dear preston,

i would like to pray for my safety and that i will not die today. please protect me. i love you, preston. our savior. prestonism for life.

by drownwithgerard June 24, 2021

prestons dick

There's nothing there

There's Prestons dick... wait where is it

by Whiskdidiejs July 12, 2017

Peytonism

The act of scamming or misleading large numbers of people.

Peyton was a faithful practitioner of Peytonism, having made thousands of dollars of her WoWscape scam.

by lolhaximo August 17, 2008

preptobismol

a annoying prep who wears pink on over half her body way to much (usually 80-90% of the time)

"look its preptobismol, god her clothes are blinding why dosent she pick another color?"

by hot fro man June 22, 2005

prestonsburg

Prestonsburg is a small town in Kentucky full of crack whores and trailer sluts.

Let’s go to Coyote Den in Prestonsburg and find some trailer sluts.

by olechimplimp May 13, 2018

Presboyism

noun. (Root: Pres Boy)

1. Being naturally sexy

2.Known as very intelligent and cool

3. Badman

Your presboyism is very attractive

by missyelliot16257 November 2, 2011

peptonismal

When one snorts the grindings of dried goat feces. People will often be peptonismal instead of using illegal drugs.

1)Was George on drugs?
2)No, he's just peptonismal.
1)Oh, I am too!

by JohnDoe09 December 4, 2013