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The sea otter from the octonauts, a very very octonaut lookin dude. he likes to swim in the water and save his animal friends.
girl 1: BRO IS THAT A SEA OTTER?
girl 2: that’s Kalan 🥶🥶
girl 1: woahhh
by drownwithgerard April 22, 2022
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a religion based on this guy named preston-

we worship and pray to preston daily. prestonism has killed demons and saved lives. we sacrifice our enemies to preston and we circle the preston trí every saturday.

psycosocial is our anthem and we listen to it at least twice a week.

prestonists cannot have “side religions” and we only worship preston. prestonists are also immortal.

we don’t force our religion on others but we love when people decide to join us!!
dear preston,

i would like to pray for my safety and that i will not die today. please protect me. i love you, preston. our savior. prestonism for life.
by drownwithgerard June 24, 2021
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