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paytonism

When you can expertly determine the derivative of differentiable equationsin advanced calculus but when it comes to basic addition and subtraction, you're hopeless. A.k.a "bad math"
When Matthew couldn't figure out problem 37, he realized he had a paytonism in his work. 2+2 does not equal 3. Duh Matt.
by Coffsyrup March 31, 2015
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Paytonism

A religion for guys who date girls for two weeks then break up with them. Then he tries to date their best friends.
"Omg Josh just broke up with me, we have only been dating for two weeks!"
"Well duh! His religion is Paytonism!"
by tacosaf April 9, 2015
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paytonsexual

Im paytonsexual
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I like Payton moormeier
by moormeier's wife January 1, 2021
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Haytonism

Noun: a baseless opinion stemming from lack of knowledge and research in a field, doubled down on by the one making the claim even despite overwhelming facts against it. Named after BBC journalist Bill Hayton who makes claims such as "there was no word in the Chinese language for 'territory' until the 19th century."
A: Man, I read this book, it claims there was no word for "territory" in the Chinese language until the 19th century.

B: Bruh, that's such a stupid haytonism, damn clown whoever wrote that. The Chinese word for "territory" can be found in sources from the 11th century BC.
by IamHanFei January 15, 2021
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Paytonsexual

To be paytonsexual is to be attracted to the singer and video creator payton moormeier, to be paytonsexual you must be in his paybae fandom and know his special dates or simply that you like him to an excessive degree
hi, i'm paytonsexual! I'm obsessed with payton moormeier for calling me that
by Paybae obsessed w payton January 2, 2021
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Paronism

A woman born in paron Arkansas and is taught from birth to get pregnant for child support.
Paronism got me caught up for 18 years.
by jeffrodgers007 August 31, 2016
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Pythonism

The church of Monty Python, a cult following of the greatest British Comedy troop to ever exist. Pythonist, a follower in the church of Monty Python.
I am a devout follower of Pythonism.

He's a Pythonist too!
by Jess October 20, 2003
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