Neckee 

A Neckie is when you are having intimate relations with a quadriplegic amputee and he/she uses there chin and chest to wank the dick off you.

Jude: who was the date last night?

Sean: fuck the date, the fucken neckee I got off that torso in the wheelchair with the blonde hair last night was amazing.

Neckee by Fat Brenner October 20, 2013

Knee-Necked 

The act of a police officer placing their knee on the neck of a person restrained on the ground thereby cutting off oxygen. Knee-necking for prolonged periods results in the person on the ground losing consciousness and, in some cases, ceasing to breath.

Kyle: Did you see what happened to that guy in Minneapolis?
Roger: No man, what happened?
Kyle: The cops knee-necked him and he died.
Roger: Damn, that's messed up.

Knee-Necked by MasterBlaster666 May 29, 2020

nickeesh 

A quick and silent poop, so as to not alert your room mates of the event.

The volume on the TV is loud, prime time to drop a nickeesh.
My girlfriend just came over, better take a nickeesh.

nickeesh by Nickeesa December 6, 2013

Basement Dwelling Neckbeard

Someone with severely neglected hygiene that lives in front of a computer in their parents' basement and subsists off of ramen noodles, mountain dew, and bizarre fetish porn until they die, lonely and celibate.

If you know what 7chan is, you are quite likely a basement dwelling neckbeard.

Basement Dwelling Neckbeard by Poopqueef February 17, 2010

Neckbeard 

The word neckbeard, deriving from the conjoining of the words “neck” and “beard,” is a descriptor for a type of man characterized by an inflated sense of self worth and a powerful sense of entitlement, particularly to affection, subservience and sexual acts from women. The name is a reference to the poor grooming and hygiene standards typically held by such men, with the result that their facial hair is unkempt and extends down their neck. At the core, neckbeards’ inflated egos and misogynistic attitudes towards women serve as a coping mechanism for personal insecurity and a lack of self confidence. Such an attitude allows them to place the blame for their failed social interactions on others rather than undertake self examination and improvement. Neckbeards also typically have an interest in anime, hentai and waifuism, due to their stereotypical perception of Japanese women as being meek and subservient to men, and thus their idealized, non-threatening sexual partner. Fedoras are also popular among neckbeards due to their seeing themselves as sophisticated, respectable gentlemen, as opposed to the “Chads” or “assholes” they believe women normally are attracted to. Copious amounts of Mountain Dew, Doritos, video games, and a sedentary lifestyle are all additional hallmarks of the neckbeard ethos.

“Females like you only go for jocks and assholes, you never want to give nice guys like me a chance. You missed out on a gentleman, slut.”

“God, what a neckbeard. I can still smell him from here.”

Neckbeard by ProfCDryDrunk October 24, 2020

Neckbeardistan 

The home nation of the Neckbeard people (i.e. Neckbeards, "Neckbeardis", Neck Beards).

Its currency could be Bitcoin, pizza, or perhaps Tolkienite? Exchange rates vary.

Its flag / heraldry is disputed. The legendary Three Wolf Moon T Shirt was up for "modernization." Designs depicting "virgins and a comic book store" (i.e. nerdtopia) have mysteriously vanished from a sub reddit - even though demographically speaking - the virgins should be male.

Chief imports are non-nutritive cheesy product (e.g. Doritos, Cheetos); carbonated beverages (e.g. Jolt Cola, Mountain Dew); Interwebz; and movies, TV, technology and/or games (e.g. video games, MMORPG, etc.).

The rich, diverse culture of the Neckbeardis can seem unusual. Within Neckbeardistan, bitter disputes erupt as borders shift due to releases (or announcements) of media, products, and technology.

Travel forecast: The dark console wars look to continue (which carry forth the tribal conflicts of the emacs vs. vi wars).
Beware: one cannot simply walk into forums via teh Interwebz and expect safety.

On the outskirts of Neckbeardistan (IRL natch), you'll find the Renfaire - where some Neckbeardis frolic outdoors, get sun stroke, and possibly laid (huzzah!); while imbibing beer, meade, and authentically gnawing on turkey legs.

"'Swounds! My monitor tan!"

Chief exports of Neckbeardistan are little known facts, hindsight advice, and tech support.
Maybe.

If we closed the border to Neckbeardistan, we would never know how to reboot teh Interwebz!

Neckbeardistan by ggr July 15, 2013

Lip-necker 

One who's face goes from lip straight to neck, completely skipping the desirable chin. These people are heartless soulstealers who inhabit the dumps of society... Only with the addition of a chin could a lip-necker ever become a true member of the upper crust.

Tyler: "Jeff! Look out! There's a lip-necker to your immediate left!"
Jeff: "Whew! Thanks for the warning man, that was a close one."

Jeff: "I want u to meet my friend Barbara"
Tyler: " WTF man, that bitch was a total lip-necker! I almost lost my reputation and my lunch!"

Lip-necker by T.J. Collarwallace March 27, 2010