Moynf

Milk Out Your Nose Funny
Unexpected funny, surprisingly funny.
Pronounce like it's Yiddish Moy-nif
Initialism Acronym but also a word
More than just funny.

The first time I watched Marina's videos on You Tube I was surprised, it was not only funny it was moynf funny or that video was moynf.
My sister was not only laughing she was moynf laughing.
My mom's expression was moynf.

by Che Volay August 6, 2008

Moonfinger

An instance when a friend is caught out inserting fingers up his bottom. Could be caught red-handed or by video.

I caught Tim in his bedroom 'Moonfingering' himself...

by Reladith January 14, 2009

The Moyni

A nickname commonly given to anyone with the last name Moynihan.

Chris Moynihan also goes by The Moyni.

by the-moyni May 24, 2009

Mike monfee

A man who is an NDE/QC inspector contractor at DC Cook known for his microdick. His awkward language combined with his microdick has baffled scientists and raccoons everywhere.

Man you remind me of a mike monfee

by Not WiJay March 27, 2019

Mornfternoon

When you can't be arsed to check if it is A.M or P.M but want to greet someone with something more interesting than "hello".

"Hello Ryan, how are you?"
"Mornfternoon Matthew, i'm fine thanks. you?"
"Dafuq does mornfternoon mean?"

by MrDarksideJim April 29, 2013

Impaled Northern Moonforest

The grimmest and most frostbitten Acoustic Black Metal Band. Kvlt and trve acolytes of the Necrowizard!

"Satan smiles... AGAIN!"

by Morbid Thor December 27, 2004

Spanking the moonface

Another slang for masturbating, pleasuring ones self or fingering.
May be used in conjunction with beating the pufferfish.

Person A: What are you doing?
Person B: Beating the pufferfish.
Person A: What the actual....?
Person B: You know, spanking the moonface.
Person A: Ah.... I'll leave you to it then.

by Tbell November 9, 2014