Moynihan 

Pet gorilla. Long arms that will crush your soul threw your hind side and make you eat it.

The Moynihan will crush you.

Moynihan by TheHorsemanDeath December 19, 2016

Michael Moynihan 

A complete hipster and soyboy. Very skinny, tall, hair to his shoulders. Bony, lethargic, very unmotivated. Usual attire includes, red or blue flannel, generic classic rock shirt (ex. The Doors) checkered vans. Enjoys drinking lattes with extra soy milk. Will obsess over his girlfriend even after she breaks up with him because he has a wedgie fetish. Tries to get everyone to think she is a whore in return. Buys soyboy attire, such as flashy fallout backpack from Hot Topic, gets made fun of it, and insists it's "a gift". Says the same analogies over and over again. (example, "it's all a shit sandwich" , "the proof is in the pudding" , "it's an elephant in the room". Overthinks everything and thinks a girl wants to marry him if they make eye contact for a second.

"Dude, stop being like Michael Moynihan. You're never going to get the girls by giving them wedgies!"

Michael Moynihan by disposableheroes June 6, 2018

Bogus Moynihan 

A man who only speaks bogus facts usually of Maltesen descent

That Moynihan feen with Bogus facts at it as per usual . A bogus Moynihan

Bogus Moynihan by Bogus master September 30, 2020

The Moynihan Rule 

Say whatever it takes to join a threesome.

"Yeah, so last Thursday, I was chatting up these two gorgeous ladies, and long story, kidna boring, but I ended joining ISIS, per the Moynihan Rule. I think I helped chop off some dude's head, but also ended up in bed with them, so all's well that end's well. Except for that headless dude."

The Moynihan Rule by BobBurnt October 5, 2022

Moynahan 

When a woman takes herself off of birth control arbitrarily without notifying the other party, resulting in a baby

That girl Moynahanned me, and now she's got me for 18 years

We used to go out, then she Moynahanned me.

Moynahan by Zack Della December 9, 2008